[Via email from John M.]
The .Gif Friday Post No.210 – Special Delivery Edition
[Via email from John M.]
Category: Humor
12/1/12 1:12:1
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Happy Birthday to Kirstie Alley, Joe Frazier, John Hancock, Joe E. Lewis, Rush Limbaugh, Jack London, Ray Price, Tex Ritter, Howard Stern, Glenn Yarborough, Rob Zombie and me. We goats kick ass.
Lap Dog
Retrievers love the water. [Found here.]
30 Gallons of Gas
[via]
MEN will be invited from the audience to protect those under the Influence of the Gas from injuring themselves or others. This course is adopted that no apprehension of danger may be entertained. Probably no one will attempt to fight.
That description is followed by:
THE EFFECT OF THE GAS is to make those who inhale it, either LAUGH, SING, DANCE, SPEAK OR FIGHT, &, &.
Everyone wants to suck it up.
Those who inhale the Gas once, are always anxious to inhale it a second time. There is not an exception to this rule.
Lot’s ‘o fun to be had in 1845 – N2O is a gas gas gas.
Farmville x 11
Farm animals don’t stray far here, and rustling’s not a problem, but getting them to market is. [Found here. Updated post with link.]
The .Gif Friday Post No.209 – Egg Break, Pigeon Vent, Monkey Wash
The Duke’s Right
[Found here.]
One Degree of Separation: Barbie & The Germs
Reminds me of The Waitresses. [Found in here. NSFK]
Weather Forecast For The New Year
[Found here.]
I’m a pessimistic optimist, in that I expect the worst, and if the worst doesn’t come to pass, it’s gravy. This new year has the potential to be just as bad economically as 2011, but I have hope.
Trouble is, hope don’t feed the bulldog, so we’re forced to hunker down until the storm passes. There’s a small patch of blue sky on the economic horizon that suggests the worst may be over. Don’t bet on it clearing until after November when the political pendulum begins its slow return to normalcy, providing plenty of gravy and mixed metaphors for all.
