Category: Humor

Saturday Matinee: Tammet, Clarke & Dawe, Bob & Ray, The Bobs, The Rays, The Silhouettes, and RAY CHARLES

Daniel Tammet is amazing.

Clarke and Dawe.  Full story can be found here.

Here’s Bob and Ray.  Google them for more classic straight faced funnies.

The Bobs’ A capellaness is only mildly annoying and somewhat entertaining.

The Rays, with “Silhouettes on the Shade.”

The Silhouettes’ “Get A [lipsinch] Job.”

The Late Great Ray Charles:  “Shake A Tail Feather!” from the movie “The Blues Brothers.” (Watch for Steve Cropper & Duck Dunn, with Matt “Guitar” Murphy.)

[Related posts: Cropper & Dunn be here and here.  More Blues Brothers here.]

The .GIF Friday Post No. 46: GEEKS

[Flying Pizza Kitty here.]

[DOS scroll from here.]

STAR WARS IV – COMPLETE

Barrack’s “Chickens Have Come Home to Roost!”
OBAMA LAMA BAMA LOO! – Little Richard, ca 1964.

[Last two found here.]

[Update: Original source for the “Cursor Cut” somewhere in here. ]

Babe Magnet: The James Bondomobile

Well, what do we have here, but a Pontiac POS that’s obviously in the process of restoration by the assistant manager of the world renowned Cable Car Hotel.   Hmmm.  Babe Magnet perhaps?

Smells like San Fran to me, and since the sun seems to be setting, I’d guess that Assistant Manager Baboso is on the night shift, especially since no sane person would wanna be seen within ten feet of this Babe Magnet in the daylight.  To his credit, though, Ass. Man. Baboso knows how to park on a slope.

By the way, the only other image I found of the Cable Car Hotel is this one:

Maybe the owner of the four-wheeled flounder actually LIVES here.  My apologies to the manager.

[Images from here and here.]

Slide ‘O Death

[Image from No Puedo Creer.]

Feed the Head

Click on it.  G’head.  ‘Sokay.

Saturday Matinee: We lost a couple of greats this week. Jerry Reed & Bill Melendez.

“Amos Moses” was my favorite Jerry Reed song. My younger sister had the 45rpm record, and I didn’t.  (But I knew all the words, and she didn’t.)

Chet Atkins is a treasure, and Jerry Reed was a classic. There’s more of J.R.’s Pickin’ n’ Grinnin’ at RockHoppers. (Dan, you beat me to it!) God bless Jerry.

Here’s Chet Atkins with Suzy Bogguss.

And here’s Suzy Boggus with Chet Atkins.

Bill Melendez.  You’ve seen his stuff.  You’ve heard his stuff.  Seems kinda appropriate that there is no video, and I relive part of my childhood whenever I hear this song.

The .Gif Friday Post 45 – Los Gatos

BUMP BUMP BUMP BUMP

BIMP BIMP BIMP BIMP

WET WET WET WET

BUTT BUTT BUTT BUTT

TAP. WTF?  TAP. WTF?  TAP. WTF?  TAP. WTF?

[Related post here.]

What a Jackass.

Squint.

[Image from Futility Closet.]

Back To College Tips

Remember to keep hydrated. With a heavy glass schedule, multi-tasking saves time.

If choking on food, this is NOT the way to perform the “Heimlich Maneuver.” It might get you free beers, though.

Share a house/apartment/dorm room with people you can’t stand to save on beer money.

Stay tuned — More tips coming up.  Or not.

I think I know what it means, but I’m not sure.

[Both images from Chiquiworld.  Don’t blame him.]

We just found out that today is also “Blog Day.”  Well woo freakin’ hoo.  Lessee, we got USA, Australia, Canada, England, Netherlands, Russia, Spain and Kentucky all covered.  Kind of a big “Duh” there.  Many of the blogs that we find interesting are already on our blogroll, and the others that we read frequently are major league babosos that don’t need the advertisement.

In summary:
“ONE TWO THREE KICK, ONE TWO THREE JUMP!”
–Joey Dee & the Starlighters, Live at the Peppermint Lounge