Slo-Mower

slow-lawn-mower

Chomp chomp *urp* chomp chomp *urp.*

[Found in here.]

Do-It-Yourself Digital Barbershop

Sure, that’s a cheap way to save $8/month, but the investment will cost you a few clams. [Found here.]

Prevention Begins At Home: Nostrilitis

[Found here, by way of here.]

Bike Rack Bike

Somewhere in Hungary. [Found here.]

Dude, Where’s My Horse, Bra?

[Found here.]

Dirt Poor Pool

THIS is called dirt poor. All I know is that it’ s somewhere in Africa.

[Found here.]

The .Gif Friday Post No.227 – Water Nymph, Fashion Ghost & REDЯUMp

[Found here, here and here.]

That REDЯUMp .gif belongs to jaw-dropper Christina Hendricks. We’re told she had a birthday yesterday, May 3rd.

[An aside: Today is the 42nd Anniversary of something that went down on May 4th 1970, and it’s eerily similar to what’s going down today. Pay attention.]

Stitches

[Found here.]
Dump City. I’m going to be tossing some stuff out that’s been sitting around in my “What To Do With This” file for a long time, so bear with me, or bear with someone else who looks like me, and we’re cool to go.

Function Over Form


Okay, that’s fixed. That, too. Alright, might as well fix this. Hmmm. This could use some fixin’. Gonna fix this next. Done. Probably ought to fix that while I’m at it. Now what to fix? Ooh. Got it. Next…

[Received via email from 1389AD. Click for larger images.]

How To Win At Hoseface

Oh, man, this is a game I’d fight to get in on.  I don’t care if it was manufactured and sold by Hasbro, Milton Bradley, Ohio Art or Whammo, the pure psychological strategy of this simple game is awesome.

First step is to show up to the party early. Then get the ante to a decent level, and once the pot is there, that’s when you talk about how you practiced with the set earlier. Of course you don’t remember which color you practiced with, as you start sniffling and hacking a bit. (Complaining about a slight fever helps.) Then start the game immediately, and without hesitation, hock up a loogie into the trash can.

Gentlemen’s rules say anyone who quits forfeits the pot. INSTANT WIN!

[Found here.]