Category: Music
Pirates Attack Venice with Rabbit
Venice, Italy (Strutts News Services) – Pirates mounted an attack on this historical port Thursday. In classic Piratese, the invaders hollered “Avast ye scalawags! Scuttle yer dragoons! Behold the Cuniculus of Doom! Arrrggh!” as they piloted toward their conquest of the City of Wet and opened fire.
Once the battle was underway, Cap’m Pomello di Porta, with eye patch, peg leg and parrot, retreated to the foc’s’l. “All ye lobsconses hae control. I’m goin’ below to play wit me byrd.”
52 cannon shots peppered the vicinity with what locals described as “magenta e fuscia rabbiti pellettis.”
No one was injured, no one walked the plank, and the pirates were captured and mocked mercilessly by German tourists. A massive Hassenpfeffer was prepared for the victory celebration.
Do the Camel Walk
James Brown, aka Butane James, Mr. PleasePleasePlease, Mr. Dynamite, The Hardest Working Man In Show Business, Soul Brother No. 1 & The Godfather of Soul shows you how to do the dances you heard about, but rarely saw (at least not as good as JB could do ’em), and all within a minute and 39 seconds:
1.The Crab Dance
2.The Boogaloo
3.The Funky Chicken
4.The James Brown
5.The Mash Potato
6.The Camel Walk
7.The Robot
8. The Soul Train
I’m not sure about the name of the first dance, since it’s in JamesSpeak. Video link jumped out at me and made me get up and get on down, from Arbroath.
I Don’t Wanna Grow Up
Classic Ramones song, “I Don’t Wanna Grow Up,” as performed by Tom Waits:
Classic Tom Waits song, “I Don’t Wanna Grow Up,” as performed by the Ramones:
If I had to pick the only song that I was allowed to listen to for the rest of my life, this wouldn’t be it. Both versions might make my top 500, though.
P.S. Tom Waits wrote it.
[1st link via LGF. ]
Here’s a little traveling music…
While you all are waiting patiently for me to get my act together, here’s a little traveling music to entertain you while the web bots try to nail me for copyright infringement.
Tacky Raccoons 