The .GIF Friday Post 55: rofl copter, ride the snake, but don’t say this to a goose.
Category: Odd
Just Wrong.
[Insert Surferspeak Here]
This embarrasses me… Not for her, but that someone actually designed and built that P.O.S. backdrop, with the lime jello wave and the cauliflower/Pearl Harbor bombing sky, and took some of her retirement money for the photo. Some people have no shame, and I wish I’d thought of it first. (Is that Corky Carroll’s mom?)
Cephalopods: Cats of the Deep
New York, NY (Strutts News Services) – Thursday, Whoopie Goldberg, Barbara Walters, Joy Behar and Sherri Shepard (while berating Elizabeth Hasselbeck for daring to argue logic and common sense) were approached by a creature of superior intelligence from the studio audience of “The View,” and didn’t even notice. All suffered severe palp scrapes and abrasions. No beak bites were reported. Film at 11.
It’s intuitively obvious to the casual observer that this stuff really works. Just one drop and you’re free from you-know-what. I don’t need it, but I bet YOU do…
And if the Magic CephaloDrops don’t work, RIDE ‘EM! The danger is you gotta break ’em first. Teach ’em to stay on the track.
Mr. Bittman has absolutely no respect for the sentient. He’s just asking for a double-palp smackdown, right square in his crackerbockles.
Ignore the misspelling and the erroneous apostrophe, and the fact that a large octopus could easily kick a moray eel’s ass. It’s still a cool sketch.
[Lots more VERY COOL cephalopodia HERE. Related posts here, here and here. Oh, yeah, and here.]
Yeah! RIGHT IN HIS PANTS! EEEW!
I don’t understand it either, but it has something to do with Spiderman and the election results.
[Image from here.]
.GIF Friday Post 53 – Happy Halloween!
Queen of the Bottleneck Guitar
I chose this for my Halloween costume this year. I’m up to 7 brass rings, but I hope to triple them by Friday. No sleep for Bunk.
[Image from somewhere in Feels.RU]
Green Scary 2
[Another terrifying image from Arbroath.]
Paul McCartney’s Head Retrieved From Bum
…or “Lucky Bum Gets Head From Beatle“… or “Tramp Admires Sir Paul’s Bust“… or “Abbey Road Execs Accept Hobo’s Offer For Head.” (Your choice of headlines. Way too many puns and obnoxious innuendi for this True Story, and I admit that I’m completely shameless for jumping on this one with both feet. I promise you it might not happen again.)
“The Magical Mystery Tour is over – the missing bust of Paul McCartney has been found by a rough sleeper in Reading who mistook it for a Halloween mask. Tramp Anthony Silva discovered the wax head while sleeping by dustbins near Reading railway station last Friday.
“After Anthony found the auction lot – using it as a pillow for four nights – he jumped the trains to the Abbey Road music studios in London… The mask’s authenticity was then confirmed.”
[Image and story from Arbroath.]
Zombie Babe Magnet
[This was emailed to TR by Dan S, but I don’t know the original source. More after the break.]
And Just in case you need to defend yourself, here’s “How to Survive a Zombie Attack.”
Tacky Raccoons 