Digital Streaming In An Analog World

Nevermind the photoshopoopage, but that’s some odd robotic whizardry there. Even little boybots need to drain the oil occasionally, just like the big bots do.

[Found in here, crossposted here.]

Flight Risk

“‘Scuse me. Can we get a ticket refund? We’ve decided to drive to Europe  instead.”

[Image from here.]

[Updated 3 May 2013: Story here, Video here.]

The .Gif Friday Post No.124 – BobBopm, Rodeo SeeSaw, Japanese Hand Jive

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[Found here, here and here.]

The .Gif Friday Post No.119 – Blammo, RoboApe, Wine Bottle Long Jump

[Found here, here and here.]

ALL YOUR HOT LINK ARE BELONG TO US

[Image above found here.]

List of everything reported to be affected by Global Warming Climate Change (with links!) here.

US Unemployment animation from January 2007 through September 2009. Not good.

Laptop Steering Wheel Desk. Read the reviews, click on the pictures to see it in use.

Bad Spock Drawings (link found here).

Nurse Myra mentioned that she wears this perfume.

Zoom.

How many people are in space right now? Click to find out.

I really don’t want to know the story behind this.

Break Time

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[Found here. Crossposted here.]

Apebot

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[Found here.]

Killbot

Kill Robot

Meerkat Demolition Team briefing prior to deployment.

[Found somewhere in here.]

“Bobby’s behind the bike rack. Go pound him.”

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Bobby never saw it coming.

[Found here.]

China Reverse-Engineers Chelsea Clinton

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Beijing, China (Strutts New Services) – On Thursday, the People’s Republic of China revealed that they have perfected an audio-animatronic version of Ex-President Clinton’s daughter Chelsea.

On conditions of anonymity, Chelsea Clinton responded, “Eeew. That’s not me. That’s like my Mom, you dork. Like ‘DUH.'”

The robot giggles incoherently, serves tea, and pets the servants when directed, exactly like her mama does, but without the head butts.

The animatron correctly responds to up to ten questions with pre-programmed responses.  These responses include, “I don’t remember,” “I don’t recall,”  “Are you serious?” and “GTF out of this office.”

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[ERRATA:  Strutts News Services neglected to verify the accuracy of information provided by unrelated sources while composing this post.  The Robot in the photo is neither Chelsea Clinton, nor Hillary Clinton, but a random slutbot.  The creator, Mr. Wang Wenrong only intends to build a Hillarybot.  The editors of Strutts News Services regret the error.]

[Image from here, with more info here.  Related post here.]