“Do you want that for here or to go?”
More Breaking News: Ask AXE COP!
Good God! The Nicolle Brothers have a goldmine with AXE COP, and Episode 6 is up. Ethan Nicolle reports that since 25 January they’ve been getting 30-45 THOUSAND hits a day, and now they’ve got a splinter thread called “Ask AXE COP.” [Don’t squint, click the image.]
Due to the massive volume of traffic, their site is being revamped to handle the load.
[Related post with links here.]
Babe Magnet Sharky
Well lookee here. We haven’t posted a Babe Magnet in a while, but this excellent Sharkmobile hit the radar screen door with a resounding splat heard ’round the cul-de-sac. That it’s bleached and beached and unblocked on redneck ramps makes this mako all the more dangerous. Pure efficient genius. THIS is a mean machine.
Sharkmobile is a True Babe Magnet. There are only three things that could make it better:
1. A synchronized hydraulic system to allow it to leap and thrash through the asphaltic concrete surf of the metropoli of Northern California;
2. A bass-heavy sound system broadcasting The Obvious Theme Song;
3. Leggy bimbos with silicone implants in short shorts, oozing around the awesome parts (of the vehicle).
The drawback is that the owner has a ponytail and is possibly nicknamed “Skye,” but that only affects the babe magnetage factor by -1 in this case. The creator of this Flathead 6 Isurus Paucus has a coolaborator and a website here.
[Found here. The story behind Telstar Logistics is pretty cool, too. Our Archive of Babe Magnets are here.]
World of Warcraft – Finnish Edition
We really don’t know what’s going on here, but something tells us that it has a Great Purpose.
[Found here.]
Ninja Cat Stealth Fail
Mr. T Shirts
[Found here. It’d be a pity to miss our Mr. T Archives. ]
Positive Space Cat
[From anti-here.]
Negative Space Cat
[From here.]
Saturday Matinee – Snow Removal, Whatever, Dick Montana, Howlin’ Wolf (and giraffes).
Excellent Snow Removal Strategy [Found here.]
Annoying but kinda funny vid by Liam Lynch from 2003 found at AoS. [Ace has a bonus link to a great rebuttal to last Wednesday’s State of the Union speech, by Obama himself.] Whatever.
The Late Great Country Dick Montana and the Beat Farmers’ version of Richard Hell and the Voidoids‘ “Blank Generation.” Got that?
Meet me at the bottom, get me my runnin’ shoes. [Tip o’ the tarboosh to ADAM at Table 9.]
At least one of our readers wants more giraffes, according to last week’s poll, so there you go, bro.
Tacky Raccoons 