[Snowmen from here via here. Calvin & Hobbes appear here and elsewhere.]
News from Baghdad
Squint.
[From here.]
Self Explanatory.
[From here.]
Yeah. Right. As If.
‘Spose you wanna leave a comment, huh. G’head. Tell us something we don’t already know.
At least I didn’t camp out in front of Fry’s Electronics for 11 hours just to buy a four-dimensional battery charger for $57.99 plus 36 month’s worth of vapors for access.
Meh.
I’m Dreaming of a White Hot Links
David Burns’ History of lolcats.
A cat has 32 muscles in each ear. That explains a lot. Unnecessary Knowledge.
Whoa. Loud and in-your-face Inflatable Fruitcake. [via eblort]
You’ll beat me if you can Run 11.3 meters. Kinda funny.
Mr. Nice Hands. Kinda like “Purple” except with music.
The Wisest Human has loud opinions… [From SNTC.]
Heavy mammals. Really heavy mammals. Did I say “Heavy Mammals?”
Don’t feed the deer. OMG. LOL. Giggle. Here. LOL. OMG.
Noel = Leon. Click here and scroll down to the Alphabet Song. Then click here for some Leon cheer.
Raincoaster recently passed 1,300 comments on This Post. Help her make it to 1,400 by the end of the year! [Related post here.]
Saturday Matinee – Slim Gaillard & Slam Stewart
As I arrived at TR HQ today, I found a CD sitting all alone. Turns out the lovely Mrs. Strutts scored a copy of Slim Gaillard’s “Slim’s Jam.” Better yet, the missus got it for nothing. WOW. “Flat Foot Floogie” for free. Good God, I’ve heard this guy’s stuff. He played lead guitar when guitar was looked down upon as a mere rhythm instrument. Gaillard was WAY ahead of his time. (Listen for his pre-Chuck Berry licks on the second video.)
You ever wonder where Little Richard came up with “Tutti Frutti?” It was from Gaillard’s advanced musical tublications. FACT.
“R-A-G-G-M-O-P-P RAG MOP”
[Just a few years later, it looked like this, from Uncertain Times.]
The .GIF Friday Post 60 – Catfishbowl
Another Great Gift Idea: Sick Japanese Dog With Infectious Saliva Game!
Okay, um, lessee. You open the sickly dog’s skull, stick his tongue to the roof of his mouth and pour in a bunch of green slime with little tidbits in it. Now the sinuses are loaded. Close the head, and doggy drools infected pus with candies that you try to retrieve with electrified tweezers before they land on his tongue.
But here’s the excellent twist: If you pick the wrong tidbit, you are awarded with 110V of Japanese current coursing through your metacarpals. Hilarity ensues as you roll on the floor convulsing uncontrollably. Everyone’s a loser in this game, not just you!
It still doesn’t beat “Pie Face” as our all-time favorite strategy game, but it’s a close second.
[Found at RGS, with many more to choose from. Nice archive of gifts here.]
Hot Christmas
[Crappy Christmas Album Covers from Amy Oops. But beware of Charlie the Hamster downloads… Firefox says they gots malware attachments.]
Tacky Raccoons 