
Really. You don’t want to know.
[Image found somewhere and posted somewhere like here.]

Specious country living at its best. Surrounded by woodlands and meadows, this economical residence provides all the rustic utilities you look for in a pristine rural setting. Campfires every night! Far from the bustling city, the lot provides ample opportunities for pursuing both game and fish, and has sanitary facilities adjacent to the creek a mere 150 yards away. You’ll never have to mow the grass again.

[Image from here.]

This little piggy went to market;
This little piggy stayed home;
This little piggy had roast beef;
This little piggy had none;
And THIS little piggy went, “OMG! WTF! Hey Guys! Check this out!”
[Image from Woosk.]

[IMPORTANT UPDATE! We cordially welcome a NEW and IMPROVED addition to the highly esteemed blog team here at Tacky Raccoons. Put your hands and feet together, and give it up for Aussie Phil Cordery!
Phil and I have been stealing cross-referencing each other’s posts for some time now, and I axed him if he’d be willing to toss one in occasionally. Of course, this may be his first and last post here, but that’s entirely up to him. Don’t forget to check out his blog, Phil’s Phun. It’s excellent. –Bunk]

Miss Prattle, consulting Doctor Double Fee about her Pantheon Head Dress, has a very unusually shaped bottom that always points very very slightly to the southeast of her chamber pot in her chamber. What does it mean?
I don’t know, Babs, but I do know this.
Bunk’s outta work, and may slow down his posting for a while. Lo Siento. Of course, maybe I’ll work for free, cleaning up the mess in the back yard and stuff. Or maybe I’ll work for free messing around here while I drum up some busyness.
I decided that if I’m gonna be unemployed, I might as well make it worth my while and delve into savings. If I delve frugally enough, I’ll have enough to pay for my own office while I scrounge for additional projects. All I need is to hold my breath while the C and D students eat it.
Unfortunately for us, the C and D students run the world, but all I have to do is beat the dregs. Meanwhile, lemme know if y’all want your windows washed.
[Image from NM/GH.]
[Amazing collection of frogs from here. Thanx, Dan.]
[Excellent find from Aussie Phil.]
Odd and mildly disturbing just doesn’t describe it. [Via MB.]
Mojo & Jello Biafra make their point?
Yep. Payback time. This song made me smile even before I posted THIS video (which BTW was our very first post).

This is apparently from a training video. The dog is not taking down a bad guy, judging from how the squad runs unprotected from various angles, and the “baddy” is wearing a mattress suit.
In any case, The Dog is way beyond cool.

Breeder of hate. I pity her innocent children.
On Saturday, January 10, 2009, a large rally and march took place in San Francisco to protest Israel’s invasion of Gaza.
Sorry, folks. I couldn’t let this one pass. This is so horribly pathetic that I won’t even make a joke about her obvious illiteracy.
Caption and image from Zombietime. You want to see images of hateful dangerous “citizens”? Amazing and jaw-droppingly uneducated disgusting mofos? Click here.
Fortunately this brand of trash is in the minority in this country… for now.
[Update: More young minds were being poisoned at this protest in L.A.]