Posts Tagged ‘elementary school’

Dogman Comics

Monday, 26 April 2021

“Yeah he drew a Dog Man comic at the bottom of it too. 🤣
You think Harold cares? Harold doesn’t care.
Prob doesn’t even care that he went viral today.”

Found it here, and it made me angry (something similar happened to me when I was around that age) so I decided to do some restoration work and cancel the teacher.

Took me a while and I was happy at the result. Also found out that Dog Man Comics is written by the same guy who did Captain Underpants, and Harold’s been practicing. Check it out:

https://kids.scholastic.com/content/kids64/en/books/planet-pilkey/how-2-draw.html

Nice work, Harold H., wherever you are. Keep it up.

November 1912 – Eighth Grade Examination for Bullitt County Schools

Thursday, 18 August 2016

1912 8th_grade_test

This one looks more legit than the ones asking “Do You Know As Much As A Capuchin Monkey Embryo Did In 1846?” type quizzes. Note that you may not check “B” for every answer and hope to get a passing grade.

Bonus Question: Who was Ora L. Roby? (If you have to ask Mr. Google, you fail by default.)

Extra bonus: Note that at that time in U.S. history only one President had been impeached. Name the other one.

Oh, and the last shot fired in the Civil War was off the coast of Alaska, and I’ll stop parsing now.

[Found here.]

Loveable Meat-Brick

Wednesday, 17 December 2014

Platypus Haiku

Definitely the best Haiku ever.

[Found here.]

Happens Every Day Around Here

Monday, 17 June 2013

Mutants

If you want to earn an A in this class, put this on, and dance like you’ve never danced before.

[Found in here.]


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