Something Happened.

[Found here.]

Blue Jump Face Hot Links

HOLY CARP!

80 inches of gong [via].

“FFS! They got me, too!”

What this mother is doing is pure evil.

This still amuses me because it’s perfect.

Scott Adams, creator of “Dilbert,” speaks truth to powder.

Building The Wall (with some really annoying music IMO).

Men are allowed to compete with women in sports events, and some women are pissed. TRUE.

Mull of Kintyre was a No. 1 hit in the U.K. in 1977, and you’ve probably never heard of it [via].


A Humble Request. We’re still not sure where this is going.


From the Archives: 1 year ago. 5 years ago. 10 years ago.


[Top image found here, by arbitrarily Googling “blue jump face.” It’s not a photoshop.]

 

The Pompetous of Love Hot Links

Nice tribute. This is also cool.

Dog piñata [h/t Caroline R. via FB.]

“PRESS IT! PRESS IT!” [via here.]

Letterman interviews Waits [collection via here].

THIS is what your bread does in the breadmaker when you’re not watching [via].

“It’s a bunch of privileged sanctimonious poshtwats lecturing working class people on why their living standards should be reduced even further.” Paul Joseph Watson is spot on. Watch the entire clip.

Seven British *ahem* tourists were apprehended and detained by ICE at the U.S. Border. Horrible, ya? Check out the rest of the story.


Dear Lady Twist” made it to No. 9 in 1962, and was perhaps the first ska song to hit the U.S. charts, unless you count “My Boy Lollipop.”

“My Boy Lollipop” 1956, 1964 & 1984. Song history here:

The original song, “My Girl Lollypop”, was written by Robert Spencer of the doo-wop group The Cadillacs. Notorious record company executive Morris Levy agreed to purchase the song from Spencer. Although not involved in writing the song, Levy and alleged gangster Johnny Roberts listed themselves as the song’s authors. In an effort to avoid sharing any royalties with Spencer, Levy removed Spencer’s name from the original writing credits. Levy even claimed that Robert Spencer was his pseudonym.


A Humble Request. She’s improving, but probably won’t be able to live on her own without assistance 24/7. Thanks to all who contribute – every little bit helps.


From the Archives: 1 year ago. 5 years ago. 10 years ago.


[Top image from here. Post title from here.]

Joseph W. Grimes Rides The Cleveland Bicycle

[Found here.]

Dot Matrix Printer

She dots her i’s but doesn’t cross her t’s.

[Found here, via here.]

Yes it is.

[Found here.]

Nothing Much Happened Today.

[Found in here.]

Open Your Mouth, Stick Out Your Tongue and Say, “Hot Links.”

Hornets in slo-mo.

Fired for farting – The Movie [via].

The age of being easily amused [via].

What best-selling author used more commas than any other before or since? Guess before you click.

From the “Ya Gotta Be Kidding Me” Department: Some jerks got upset because IKEA’s food court offered rice and peas. REALLY.


Ray Stevens on Global Warming Climate Change [via].
George Carlin on Global Warming Climate Change.
Some guy in Australia on Global Warming Climate Change.
Bunk Strutts on Global Warming Climate Change.


A Humble Request [updated]. We’re still in “wait and see” mode.


From the Archives: 1 year ago. 5 years ago. 10 years ago.


[Top image: That’s Mikayla Saravia‘s 6-1/2 inch long tongue. It matters because she’s cashing in on it. Story here.]

Tribes

“World’s last tribes: Shock pics show people in danger of EXTINCTION.”

The title is misleading. No, those aren’t “shock pics,” and those people aren’t “in danger of extinction.” Their cultures are, and it’s happened for millennia.

[Images with captions found here.]

Dude Scores A Classic Stingray For Next To Nothing.

[Found here.]