Static. Cat Static. Inescapable Cat Static.

[Found here.]

Fun With Dick & Jane

He hangs out in the Washington Square Park Central Fountain on hot summer days (according to this).

The Citroën WideRide

Assuming that the girl in the sunroof is 5′-4″ tall, it appears that the actual car width is close to 14 feet wide. Awesome.

[Found here.]

Photographer Fattens FLOTUS for Fourth – Reuters hasn’t changed.

That photo by Carlos Barrias [Reuters] of President and First Lady Trump looked a bit odd to me, because within seconds of that photo, Melania Trump dropped 30 pounds.

Reuters has a history of photojournalistic  malfeasance.


Carlos Barrias’ Reuters bio includes this gem:

“I was very moved after covering the earthquake in Haiti. I was one of the first journalists from Reuters to arrive, and I was there for about 45 days. It was long and tough. You can see human beings at their most basic instinct for survival.

It was a very weird feeling in Haiti because I know I was there doing my job, and I would like to feel that our job means something for people, but at the same time I felt powerless. What do you say when a kid comes to you and asks you for water and food, and you have nothing but a camera? I couldn’t answer that question, and I felt frustrated that I couldn’t do anything.”

[Confidential to @ReutersBarria: I don’t know you, never met you, but you’re full of sanctimonious crap. You were in Haiti for 45 days without food or water? Sure you were. Please click on this. The first 50 seconds are just for you.]

Guy Fawkes #SharkAnon

[Found here.]

I saw what you did there, #Rumpswab.


[Image found here.]

The Wedding

Pray for their children…

[Found here.]

Vicious Gator Nearly Chews Man’s Arm Off.

[Found here.]

The Most Awesome Fart Ever.

[Aurora Australis found here.}

Snow What

[Found here.]