Corvifobic Hot Links

Moonlight Serenade, The Volcanics (2013)
A warning from this blue-sweater-clad retro surf rock band from So Cal:
Squares beware, if you hang ten on their nose they’ll hang five in your face.

Shelter.

Hot town.

Hornblower.

Campertime.

Frau Perchta.

Great service.

Hair Dysphoria.

A gift from Dad.

R.I.P. Joan Wytte.

75 year old homer.

Coniferous cuisine.

Keepin’ the faith, baby.

Caring for pet bloodworms.

The 12 Days of Monochrome.

The days of dangerous living.

Drama on Google Street View.

Van Wolfwinkle’s pet portraits.

Berry Bars [via Memo Of The Air].

The Boxing Day Tsunami of 2004.

Santa on the Interstate [via Everlasting Blört].

Stayin’ Alive in the 16th Century [via Memo Of The Air].

[Top image: Resting Schnabelperchta found here.]


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Schnabelperchten Kommen

[Top image found here. Video here, more here.]

Die Schnabelperchten

12 drummers drumming won’t stop them.

With a gentle “Ga Ga Ga”, they make their way from house to house, checking that homes have had the appropriate upkeep, whether the floor has been properly swept and every corner has been dusted. Heaven forbid you don’t clean your house correctly – the ancient version of the legend says that, if that’s the case, the Schnabelperchten will slice open your stomach with a long pair of shears and empty all of the rubbish inside!

Let it be said, however, that the Schnabelperchten are generally welcome guests – especially since they bring happiness and blessings for the coming year.

Schnabelperchten (more than one beaked Perchta) roam around the Alpine region of Austria in midwinter, appearing on or before the eve of the Twelfth Night, the last of the “Twelve Days” of Christmas, the “Haunted Season.”

[h/t Mme. Jujujive. Top image and caption found here. More Perchta lore here and here.]


Update: Just spotted this, and I wasn’t even looking for it.