Tag: sign

Take Your Business Elsewhere.

[Sent via email, h/t Nancy H.]

Don’t bicycle and don’t sprinkle fleas on birds.

Don't Do It

NIE SOLIĆ GOŁĘBI is Polish for NO SALT PIGEONS.

[Found here.]

What’s the meaning of this?

Life

In her case, it’s only 1/9.

[Found here.]

Noone AT All PERMITED TO FiSH

Noone AT All

Dang. Chicken Man cain’t fish no mo.

[Found in here.]

Disgruntled Employee?

Disgruntled Employee

Better get him re-gruntled pronto.

[Found here.]

Family Pwned

Family Pwned

[Found here.]

Whoa Moai

Please don’t step the Moai. They don’t appreciate it, and it annoys them. When the Moai get stepped, a trunkful of unpredictable awful happens, and you’re not going to like it. It’s much worse than breaking a mirror.

Somebody didn’t read the sign.

If you step the Moai, your karma will be affected, and it will take years to regain your former status. Think of it as being downdinged for a decade, in real life, by everyone.

[2nd image found here, and the history of the Moai is facinating –  here.]

Another Great Specialty Restaurant

Whats For Dinner_DRB

Dang! I can’t even determine the language let alone the Catch of the Day.  If I saw this sign I’d pull in and order a bucket with biscuits and coleslaw for takeout.

[Found in here.  Here’s the related Food Archive.]