The more you look the less you want to know.

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[Amy’s got a caption contest here. I gots nothin’.]

Just Doing Her Job

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She works for RAMCO. Get it?

“Orange County firefighters responded to a call of an elderly woman driving a Mercury Grand Marquis backing into one garage and then driving into another garage across the driveway …  in San Juan Capistrano Monday morning. No injuries were reported but one of the structures sustained heavy damage.”

I’m not sure what RAMCO manufactures, but if they make garage doors, this would make sense, drumming up business in a slow economy.

[Story and images from here.]

Bartolozzi’s Pinnochio

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Salvador Bartolozzi (1882 – 1950) was one of the most important Spanish comic artists from the 1920s. With his several famous characters, such as the ‘Pipo y Pipa’ and his free adaptation of Collodi’s ‘Pinocho y Chapete’, Bartolozzi counts as an innovator of the Spanish comic strip. Bartolozzi went to Paris, where he stayed for six years. After his return, he joined the publishing house Calleja. Bartolozzi collaborated with several juvenile magazines, such as Pinocho, Macaco and Chiquilín.

[Image and quote found here, via Everlasting Blort.]

Dangerous Shade

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“Naw. You guys go ahead, I’m gonna nap in the concrete pipe instead. Wake me up before you backfill.”

[Found somewhere in here. Related post here.]

StoopidBear says Hi.

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Sometimes a picture is worth only three words.

[Found in FinPeng’s nest.]

Saturday Matinee– Growlin’ and Slidin’

Oh, man. We left this one for the last minute, and on “Talk Like A Pirate Day.” Thought for sure that there be some easy pickin’s on the Utoobage, BUT NOOO.

Our first hunt was for Steve Goodman’s classic “Lincoln Park Pirates.” No dice. Then we looked for mashups of the Disney thing, only to turn up infantile garbage.  So then we hunted for the Mothership: Rum. Andrews Sisters’ Rum and Coca-Cola. Arrgh.

So we’re gonna throw the whole theme out. Screw it… the karma’s just not there. Gotta get some serious pirate jive growlin’ goin’ instead.

Tom Waits’ “Emotional Weather Report” recorded in Köln, West Germany, April 18, 1977. Waits never sings the same song the same way twice.

Howlin’ Wolf’s “Highway 49,” Washington D.C. Blues Festival, November 1970.

Speaking of Highways, Johnny Winter’s version of Hwy61 is a slide guitar classic.

Mississippi Fred McDowell, one of the greatest slide guitar players ever, playing “John Henry.”

19 Septebember: It be Talk Like a Pirate Day!

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“Arrgh, me peep! Talk like a pirate!”

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“Arrgh, me peep, quit yer talkin’ like a pirate.”

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“Arrgh, me peep! Keep talkin’ like a pirate s’mor’. Let’s yar an’ me go b’low an’ yer kin play wit’ me byrd.”

[Images from here, here, and here.  Details here.
Related posts here and here.]

.Gif Friday Post No.97 – Dogs & Frogs

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Rainfrog

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[Found here & here.]

“YODAWG! WASH YO HANDS, BITCH!”

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Cleanliness is next to bitchiness.

[Found in here.]

Discount FAIL.

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[Found in here.]