The .Gif Friday Post 95 – Big Boy, Chuck & Jello

Big Boy Face_Gif Bin

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[From here, here and here.]

30(NOM) = This

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[Found in this collection of NOMs]

Yep. It’s Time Again to Wash Your ‘Pods.

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Cold water, gentle cycle, no bleach, then line dry so they don’t shrink up. Cool iron only, no steam.

Wash them twice a year only, in March and August (it’s not too late for this season), and your hats should last a lifetime.

Better yet, have a ‘Pod Wash Party like we did last week. While the hats were drying, they cooled the patio as well.  If you folks have had a ‘Pod Wash recently, post your stories in the comments. (Don’t be shy… just about everybody has at least one tale to tell!)

[Related post here, more here. Image found buried in here. ]

“We’re having leftovers for supper tonight. Okay with everyone?”

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“Whaddya like: Ragoût de Tortue, Farcite Tartaruga or Tortuga tacos?”

Be sure to check the expiration dates.

[Found here.]

Flying Half-Eaten Applebird

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[Found here.]

Donald Tyler’s Contribution to the World

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U.S. Patent No. 7,488,244, filed in April, 2007, by Donald Tyler of Cadiz, KY. Abstract:

“An apparatus for skinning a squirrel that is easily manufactured, portable, quick and in which the apparatus can be mounted to a variety of surfaces. The apparatus comprises a base plate connected to toggle clamp in which the toggle clamp is engaged to press two metal tubes tightly together. The base plate is bent at an angle and secured to a stationary object. The tail of the squirrel is placed in the apparatus in between the two metal tubes and the toggle clamp is engaged to secure the tail. The skin is pulled from the uncut skin of the tail thereby removing the skin from the body in two pieces of skin.”

In other words, it’s a toggle clamp. Very cool.

On the other hand, `Mr. Squirrel® looks like a lot more fun.  It comes with TWO attached key rings and a handy braided thong so that The Squirrel Hunter in your family can wear it around his/her neck when not in use. What a deal!

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[`Mr. Squirrel® found here. Patent image found here. Patent Abstract here.]

Catscans

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[Found here.]

“Hi Hon. What’s for dinner?”

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I think I’d rather have that, than this:

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Imagine that! Fully cooked, and it looks just like the label…

[Top image found in my kitchen.  Bottom image from Neatorama – they beat me to it.  Related post here.  What the heck, we might as well add a new Category for Food.]

A Bird in the Mouf

After posting one image of a woman with a bird in her mouth here, why stop now?

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This is sexy.

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This is NOT sexy.

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This is, um, unnecessary.

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But THIS is a timeless classic.

[Image sources credited via links above, except for the last one, as it’s been circulated for years.  Where is he now?]

Another Great Gift Idea- Gummy Haggis

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Great gift for any occasion.  Sort of.

[Image from here.  Order the offal here.]