Saturday Matinee: LURCH!

Rock n Roll at it’s peak.  Check it out, yo!

But there’s more to his story. Besides being a household word for rock n roll and gettin’ hot babes, the late Ted Cassidy played TWO parts in “The Addams Family” TV Series.  Lurch was one of them… the other was “Thing.”

From the Wikipedialoids:

“Lurch (Ted Cassidy) is the household butler. Morticia and Gomez summon him by means of a bell pull in the form of a hangman’s noose, which rings the massive bell located in the mansion’s bell tower; the resulting gong shakes the entire house when the bell’s noose is pulled. When Lurch appears (usually immediately or within seconds thereafter), he responds with an extremely deep-voiced, “You rang?”

“According to IMDb, Lurch was intended to be a non-speaking part, as the Charles Addams cartoon character was silent; however, Cassidy improvised the line during his audition, and it was so well-received that it became a feature of the character. When questions are posed to him, Lurch’s primary response is a deep throaty rumbling and, at times, tremendously annoyed sound, which the family nonetheless interpret as spoken words. Superhumanly strong (he cleans the family car by simply lifting it and shaking it out like a rug), Lurch often plays the harpsichord (the music is actually played by The Addams Family composer Vic Mizzy).

“Lurch is very high-minded about visitors; when a plainclothes policeman (played by George Neise) visited the family, Lurch patted him down and regarded him suspiciously when he found his gun. Neise showed Lurch his badge, whereupon Lurch returned the gun.

“Lurch occasionally regards his employers’ activities with some dubiousness, but only as any servant might regard the idle rich, not because he does not share their macabre tastes.”

As far as the Addams Family goes, Lurch was my 2nd favorite.  Carolyn Jones (Morticia Addams), well, um, you know.  Cassidy also appeared in several episodes of:
Star Trek;
I Dream of Jeannie;
Wild Wild West;
and The Six-Million Dollar Man (as Bigfoot).

Y’all can forget his cameo on Batman, too… or not.

Cassidy ALSO appeared in the movie “Butch Cassidy & the Sundance Kid” in this Classic Scene.

As a completely unrelated aside, anyone curious about what the Sex Pistols’ Johnny Rotten is up to these days?  Seems he’s turned Shatner on us. Promise.

BONUS! For all of our loyal readers and supporters of Tacky Raccoons, please welcome our SPECIAL MYSTERY GUEST!

You Played a Real Cool Hand…

Paul Newman 1925-2008

Wow! What a Shine!

“Oooh, my face looks like a hamster in the side of THIS pan! Thank you, Prozac!”

[Image from the amazing Plan59.]

Saturday Matinee: Tammet, Clarke & Dawe, Bob & Ray, The Bobs, The Rays, The Silhouettes, and RAY CHARLES

Daniel Tammet is amazing.

Clarke and Dawe.  Full story can be found here.

Here’s Bob and Ray.  Google them for more classic straight faced funnies.

The Bobs’ A capellaness is only mildly annoying and somewhat entertaining.

The Rays, with “Silhouettes on the Shade.”

The Silhouettes’ “Get A [lipsinch] Job.”

The Late Great Ray Charles:  “Shake A Tail Feather!” from the movie “The Blues Brothers.” (Watch for Steve Cropper & Duck Dunn, with Matt “Guitar” Murphy.)

[Related posts: Cropper & Dunn be here and here.  More Blues Brothers here.]

NEVER FORGET.

Happy Labor Day!

The Influence of the Pueblo

[Images on the left are from the amazing Hanuman.
Images on the right are from here, here and here.]

Miss Blank

Not much explanation is necessary for these, unless you have dirt on the babes that you wanna share.

Miss Darby’s Restaurant.

Miss Arthur Godfrey Road.

Miss Auto Show 1965 is really Miss Van Nuys, standing next to Mr. Scissors who is cutting off the last of her tentacles.

Miss WSTC Alumni 1948.

Miss OCT 60.

Miss Somethingorother 1946, Taylor, Texas. (Standing on stilettos in dirt, her name is Flo Kruger, age 16.)

Miss Lightning-Bolts-Coming-Out-of-Her-Head 1963.

[Images from Square America and here, here & here.]

Ethanol. What a Concept.

If Al Gore and the Global Warming Buffoons Alarmists Useful Idiots have their way, this may be all the corn you get tomorrow for the price of an ear today.

Here’s an excellent discussion on the environMENTAL movement, from a show appropriately titled “B.S.” hosted by Penn & Teller.  The video is broken up in segments on the UToobage, but LGF has THIS LINK to the show so you can view it in one clip.

CAUTION: PG-10 SCHOOLYARD LANGUAGE. The video is entertaining, no matter which side of the issue you might be on, but it’s a must see.

[Image here, via GrowABrain.  Kinda sorta related posts here, here, here, and here.]

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Tacky Raccoons’ First Year: The Top 11 Posts

[UPDATE 3 AUGUST 2025: TOP HITS FOR OUR 18TH GLORIOUS YEAR HERE.]

[UPDATE 3 AUGUST 2024: TOP HITS FOR OUR 17TH GLORIOUS YEAR HERE.]

[UPDATE 3 AUGUST 2023: TOP HITS FOR OUR 16TH GLORIOUS YEAR HERE.]

[UPDATE 3 AUGUST 2022: TOP HITS FOR OUR 15TH GLORIOUS YEAR HERE.]

[UPDATE 3 AUGUST 2021: TOP HITS FOR OUR 14TH GLORIOUS YEAR HERE.]

[UPDATE 3 AUGUST 2020: TOP HITS FOR OUR 13TH GLORIOUS YEAR HERE.]

[UPDATE 3 AUGUST 2019: TOP HITS FOR OUR 12TH GLORIOUS YEAR HERE.]

[UPDATE 3 AUGUST 2018: TOP HITS FOR OUR 11TH GLORIOUS YEAR HERE.]

[UPDATE 3 AUGUST 2017: TOP HITS FOR OUR 10TH GLORIOUS YEAR HERE.]

[UPDATE 3 AUGUST 2016: TOP HITS FOR OUR 9TH GLORIOUS YEAR HERE.]

[UPDATE 3 AUGUST 2015: TOP HITS FOR OUR 8TH GLORIOUS YEAR HERE.]

[UPDATE 3 AUGUST 2014: TOP HITS FOR OUR 7TH GLORIOUS YEAR HERE.]

[UPDATE 3 AUGUST 2013: TOP HITS FOR OUR 6TH GLORIOUS YEAR HERE.]

[UPDATE 3 AUGUST 2012: TOP HITS FOR OUR 5TH GLORIOUS YEAR HERE.]

[UPDATE 3 AUGUST 2011: TOP HITS FOR OUR 4TH GLORIOUS YEAR HERE.]

[UPDATE 3 AUGUST 2010: TOP HITS FOR OUR 3RD GLORIOUS YEAR HERE.]

[UPDATE 3 AUGUST 2009: TOP HITS FOR OUR 2ND GLORIOUS YEAR HERE.]

Folks– Here are the posts that got the most traffic in our first glorious year.  Keep in mind that these are not necessarily the best because some posts are sleepers… more recent posts get penalized in that respect.  (We’ve extended the Top Ten to the Top Eleven, because No. 11 is our personal favorite.)

Click on each image to link to the original post.  Here we go.

No. 11 – Herd of Indricotheria Captured


No. 10 –Lol Ferret, Episode 1

No. 9 – Bloody Mushrooms With Teeth

No. 8 – “SO WHAT! LOOK WHAT YOU’RE WEARING!”

No. 7 – Here’s to Your Nulls, and more…

No. 6 –  Hermann Reiche’s Contribution to the World

No. 5 – Pirates Attack Venice with Rabbit

No. 4 – Faith Enhancer

No. 3 – Batmobile Babe Magnet

No. 2 – Nice Stained Glass?

AND THE NUMBER ONE POST, with 14,916 hits in one day, and over 60,000 total, is:

Thanks a wad for all your goading encouragement this past year, and we really appreciate the comments (especially the thread on this one.)  Y’all make me feel like a hundred bucks.

Your Pal,  Bunk

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