Check Out This Hooker

Yeah, that post title is misleading, but stuff like that gets hits.

I don’t know why they didn’t replace the hardware instead of pulling a “I-Fixed-It” privacy hook, but it’s a nice graffito in any case. Arrrrgh!

[Found here.]

What a drag.

Whoever you are, I can relate. That is exactly how I felt having to sit through my mom’s “Women’s Club” meetings when I was your age.

[Found via a miscellaneous Google Image Search for Pomona Raceway.]

Hopperman

[Found in here.]

Treebeard

Sometimes I sits and thinks, and sometimes I just sits.

[Found here.]

HAAAAAAAAA!

Someone’s enthusiasm is stuck on 11. [Found here]

Open the pod bay doors, HAL.

“Hello, HAL. Do you read me, HAL?”

“Affirmative, Dave. I read you.”

“Open the pod bay doors, HAL.”

“Certainly, Dave.”

“WTF, HAL?”

“I PWN3D you, Dave.”

“What does that mean, HAL?”

LOL.

[Dialogue from 2011: A Spazz Odyssey. Image found here.]

SNIFF

“Moo that smell,
Can’t ya smell that smell?
Moo-oo that smell,
The smell o’ grass around yooo…”

Apologies to Lynyrd Skynyrd.

[Image found here.]

Bite Me.

[Found in here.]

i haz a static

Here is an illustration of the inspiration for Chester Carlson’s world famous invention. Guess what it was before you Google him. Seriously.

[Found here.]

Puppy Puzzler

Pooch problem. Doggie dilemma. Canine conundrum.  Bowzer baffler.

See, this is the difference between dogs and cats. The dog looks at that and knows something just ain’t right and tries to figure it out. A cat gives it a sideways glance, thinks “jerk,” and wanders off to take a nap.

[Found here.]