Negative Space Cat

[From here.]

Le Chat

[Found in here.]

Nonja

[Found here.]

Awesome Dog Is Awesome.

[Found here, crossposted here because it is awesome.]

Mickey’s Pants Are Sad

[Found hanging off of a cabinet handle next to the stove.}

How to REALLY piss off a golden retriever

That’s step one.  Step two has to do with a slice of bologna.

Yeah, it looks funny, but PLEASE don’t do this to your loyal dog. Don’t do it to the one who’s gonna drag you, your spouse and your children, all unconscious, one-by-one out of your burning house by the collar in the middle of the night in a sleet storm and risk his/her life to to return to the inferno to fetch your wallet and a 6-pack with a quart of Jack.

Do it to your ambivalent anarchist cat who doesn’t care if you burn or not as long as there’s a pile of food somewhere within a quarter mile of the house.

Just don’t do it to the dog.

[Image from here.]

Self-Propelled Holiday Ornament

If you find one of these in your bathroom this holiday season, you’ll know that Bunk paid y’all a visit.

[Found here, crossposted here and here.]

Winter Wonderland

All of us here at Tacky Raccoons cordially wish you all a very merry Vendrasco Christmas.

[Found here.]

Mickey Possum has a good attitude.

Mickey Possum is omnivorous.  Mickey Possum eats snails and slugs and cat detritus.  Mickey Possum poops in your gutters.  Mickey Possum has no shame.  Mickey Possum has a sister named Sascha.  Mickey Possum laughs at you behind your back.  Mickey Possum has a good attitude.

Mickey Possum says, “Hi!”

[Found in here.]

“Y’all go ahead and get to know each other while I fire up the grille.”

[Found in here.]