[Found here, crossposted here because it is awesome.]
Category: LOL Things
Mickey’s Pants Are Sad
[Found hanging off of a cabinet handle next to the stove.}
How to REALLY piss off a golden retriever
That’s step one. Step two has to do with a slice of bologna.
Yeah, it looks funny, but PLEASE don’t do this to your loyal dog. Don’t do it to the one who’s gonna drag you, your spouse and your children, all unconscious, one-by-one out of your burning house by the collar in the middle of the night in a sleet storm and risk his/her life to to return to the inferno to fetch your wallet and a 6-pack with a quart of Jack.
Do it to your ambivalent anarchist cat who doesn’t care if you burn or not as long as there’s a pile of food somewhere within a quarter mile of the house.
Just don’t do it to the dog.
[Image from here.]
Self-Propelled Holiday Ornament
Winter Wonderland
All of us here at Tacky Raccoons cordially wish you all a very merry Vendrasco Christmas.
[Found here.]
Mickey Possum has a good attitude.
Mickey Possum is omnivorous. Mickey Possum eats snails and slugs and cat detritus. Mickey Possum poops in your gutters. Mickey Possum has no shame. Mickey Possum has a sister named Sascha. Mickey Possum laughs at you behind your back. Mickey Possum has a good attitude.
Mickey Possum says, “Hi!”
[Found in here.]
“Y’all go ahead and get to know each other while I fire up the grille.”
[Found in here.]
The 2009 Weblog Awards
Lookee to the right and there’s a new link where you can go to nominate some great blogs, or click on the logo above to see the other categoricals. (Thanx to *ahem* Lanny Foosers for nominating Tacky Raccoons.)
I sincerely request that y’all help to nominate any and all on our blogroll as well. –Bunk
Bite My Hot Links
Anyone paying attention to the ongoing LGF soap opera will appreciate Bite Me Comics. If you’re not, consider yourself fortunate.
Diesel’s book “Mercury Falls” is out on amazon. He’s a funny guy who helped me get my blogging mojo. (More info here.)
The man who saved billions from starvation who you’ve probably never heard of: Norman Borlaug (1914-2009). Related video here (includes some unnessesary foul language from Penn Gillette).
Turning Number 1. I’ve got no clue what this is all about, but it’s yet more propaganda showing that the guy is always the idiot.
Little kids and the marshmallow torture.
Charlie Rose interviews himself and Steve is not happy. [Found here.]
Just click it. Do it. [Tip o’ the tarboosh to Bordm.]
Another TED video by someone I’ve never heard of talks about perceived value.
How not to get killed or maimed on the golf course (tip from Ken A.).
This page is under construction (via The Presurfer).
Naked Chick
Yeah, we know. Blatant Google Search pimpage. Just like this post.
[From Amy Oops’ Archive.]
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