[Found here.]
Jerry Beaver as The Mathers
[Found here.]
Category: Stupid
What A Fun Costume
Get Down
This reminds me of when I ran out of dishwasher detergent and decided that Ivory Liquid was a good substitute. Clicked ON and went to work, came home to an apartment full of suds.
The worst part was that it occurred in my dad’s apartment, and he fixed the problem so it wouldn’t happen again. He booted me out.
[Found here]
Spoonbill – llidnooq2
[Original image here.]
Dream Girl With A Red Purse
“Oh hi! Um, nice to see you here. I’d like to stay and talk and all, er, well, ah, please excuse me, but I’ve got some urgent business to attend to…”
[Found here.]
Humpty Dumping
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There was a reason the nursery rhyme didn’t mention an egg. According to Wiki, the earliest known publication was in 1803:
According to the Oxford English Dictionary the term “humpty dumpty” referred to a drink of brandy boiled with ale in the seventeenth century. The riddle probably exploited, for misdirection, the fact that “humpty dumpty” was also eighteenth-century reduplicative slang for a short and clumsy person.
Although there are other unproven theories that the rhyme references an historical figure or event, Humpty Dumpty was merely a riddle of the “What Am I” sort, and the answer was “an egg.” (And ten dozen guys couldn’t figure out how to make an omelette?) Try this one:
I am white
And wet to touch;
I can blind
If you stare too much.
The .Gif Friday Post No. 215 – Shades, BunnyLady, Dance of the Awsome
Take off your coat and pull up a Hot Links
The Crappercycle is designed to save paper toilet seat covers. Really.
“Sit Better – Fit Better – Feel Better – Naturally Better” is the motto of the manufacturer of a toilet seat made especially for wide loads help you 5#!+ better. Really.
Here’s a clever fixture that allows evacuation without even pulling your pants down. Really.
Like music from the WWII era? Here you go.
Free cabin porn [via Woosk].
A five year old identifies corporate logos [via Miss Cellanea].
Goths Up Trees is self explanatory.
Big Bad Wolf is big (and dead).
Cool photos here.
The .Gif Friday Post No.214 – Spit Spaz, Bowser Bidet, Lighthouse Wave, Beach Basket Cat
A.M. Bacon’s Contribution To The World
There you have it. A.M. Bacon invented personal space. Awesome.
From A. M. Bacon, Manual of Gesture (1875).
[Found here.]
Tacky Raccoons 