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Another great gift idea – Dolphin Laughs

Buy this for that special someone who doesn’t have a cassette player.

[Found here.]

Campus Bookstore Fail

There are exactly two books that I’m gonna pre-purchase with cash. Before I take them off the shelf they will have increased in value and I’ll sell them back at double what I paid for them.

Then I’ll do it again.

[Found here.]

E.T. – The Extra Tentacle

Dee Wallace (Elliot’s mom) hasn’t aged well.

Other E.T. trivia: Howie Hammerman provided E.T.’s belch. Thought you’d like to know.

[Found here.]

Awesome Space Refrigerator (with Awesome Vinyl Wood Laminate Film & Awesome Space Bimbos) Is Awesome.

Just sayin’. No photo retouching here.

[Found here.]

Well lookee here. We haven’t posted a Babe Magnet in a while, but this excellent Sharkmobile hit the radar screen door with a resounding splat heard ’round the cul-de-sac. That it’s bleached and beached and unblocked on redneck ramps makes this mako all the more dangerous. Pure efficient genius. THIS is a mean machine.

Sharkmobile is a True Babe Magnet. There are only three things that could make it better:

1. A synchronized hydraulic system to allow it to leap and thrash through the asphaltic concrete surf of the metropoli of Northern California;

2. A bass-heavy sound system broadcasting The Obvious Theme Song;

3. Leggy bimbos with silicone implants in short shorts, oozing around the awesome parts (of the vehicle).

The drawback is that the owner has a ponytail and is possibly nicknamed “Skye,” but that only affects the babe magnetage factor by -1 in this case. The creator of this Flathead 6 Isurus Paucus has a coolaborator and a website here.

[Found here. The story behind Telstar Logistics is pretty cool, too. Our Archive of Babe Magnets are here.]