1960 Pontiac Sled

This wide ride fit in very few parking spaces, and on the road the margin of error was slim. That’s why you see so few of them anymore. Looks like the snow pack is up to the railing at this resort, so the snowbunny on the left must be about 9-feet tall, too.

[Found here. Related post here. More in our new Automotive Section.]

1949 Amusement Park Ride Advert

The Tilt-A-Whirl was the only ride I ever puked on. I was about 6 years old at the time, and it happened here.

See that blurb at the bottom left? The Runyon Cancer Fund is a charity founded in 1946 (named after famed newsman and writer Damon Runyon) and is still in operation over 70 years later.

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Quality Experience Service

“Maintenance and Sanitation Products.”
One can only guess what he’s hiding in that drum…

[Found here.]

Party-Quarts Appear.

How to pour a flat beer…

[Found here.]

Mr. Balloonie Dances, Wiggles, and It’s Almost Human.

Yeah, that’ll keep the little bastard occupied for a few seconds.

[Found here.]

Green Giant Mexicorn

Dude’s not even playing a chord but he’s hammering the frets like a pro.

[Found here.]

Vornado Fan Accessory

I don’t think the missus would appreciate it, but it’s on my bucket list.

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“Um, Hasbro. May I have a word with you?”

It appears that Hasbro has repackaged Milton Bradley‘s classic “The Game of Life” (which it owns) with a more accurate title. Good thing there’s a warning that the “poop” contains wheat.

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1968 Pontiac Firebird With The 9-Foot Tall Escort Option.

[Found here.]

Don’t kiss her until you’re sure she doesn’t have a mouth full of bugs.

“Do not kiss her until you know that she uses Listerated Pepsin Gum, the only antiseptic gum in the world, the only chewing gum that makes it safe to kiss.”

[Found here. Related posts here and here.]