Talk To The Thumb

Talk To The Thumb

[Found here.]

Ode To A Grecian Sponge

SpongeBoy

Strutts News Services – Grecian lad replenishes inland sea by removing water-logged animals and squeezing them to death.
Film at 11.

[Found here.]

Stuffed Classroom WTF

Crappy Taxidermy Classroom FAIL

I don’t even know what that classroom display animal is/was, but it’s obvious that it was blinded and kicked in the snout by a something larger and more adept at surival. Maybe it’s just a good luck mascot that every child whacks on the way to the playground to prevent injuries. Your guess is as good as mine

[Found here.]

Swingers

Illusion Produced By A Ride In The Swing

[Found here.]

Amish Ice Cutters Rescue Stranded Ice Breakers Rescuing Global Warming Proponents Stranded in Antarctica

harvesting ice

[Strutts News Services – Cleveland] Getting from Pennsylvania to Antarctica takes a while, but steady diligence always works.

Mennonites from around the globe are moving to free rescue vessels trapped in pack ice that threatens to crush the hulls of ships sent to evacuate a bunch of vapid idiots whose intentions were to view and compile data on melting ice during the Antarctica summer. The vapid idiots were successfully evacuated by ice breaking helicopters, and they’re now home safe and sound.

Those who volunteered for the rescue missions, as of this posting, are not, and nobody cares about those brave bastards.

EXCEPT FOR THE AMISH.

[Image found here.]

They Are The Eggmen, I Am The Narwhal

Narwhal

Goo Goo Goo Joob.
Note that the background decor is pure awesome and negates everything bad in the world.

[Found here.]

Pattern Man & Friend

Pattern Man

[Found here.]

Lighting The Tree

Lightning Strike

I want to know what it did to piss Him off.

[Found here.]

The .Gif Friday Post No. 311 – 16mm Christmas, Coordinated Company Jump, THE House & Stuff

Christmas Tree BW
A Company Christmas
Christmas Lights

Raccoon Christmas

[Found here, here, here and *ahem* here.]

Nothing Much Happened Today.

Nothing Much Happened Today

[Found here.]