All was askew in the psychotic canoe.
[Found here.]
Tag: FAIL
Chinese Sunscreen
Eight Thousand Pounds Max. WIN.
Celebrities. Meh
“No. Don’t bother. Let’s see how she works.”
You see anyone moving to help her up? Neither do I.
[Image found here.]
Update: These nice people were clearly amused.
[Update 2: Here’s the story.]
Children Are Suffering In Russia.
[Found here.]
How To Ruin Something Simple.
Now let’s talk about volume and displacement.
Most people have no concept of the size or depth of the Atlantic Ocean or the distances between continents, so this graphic is useless, inane and awesome at the same time. Very cool.
Now if the Planet somehow managed to violate its orbit and dropped in unexpectedly, Global Warming would indeed be something to worry about.
White Trash Rock
[Image from here.]
Nothing Much Happened Today.
Wednesday The 13th: Half a Week of Bad Luck and Passive-Aggressive Warning Fail
Looks like a good 50 yards from the road to the House of Waggin’ Fingers. From now on your preteen boys will be watching the clock to make sure they have their fuzzy little faces stuck to the windows when the joggers disrobe and then put on “DECENT CLOTHING” as they pass by your house.
Please define “DECENT CLOTHING” and “OBSCENE ANATOMY.” Oh wait. First, define what the meaning of “IS” is [while she purses her lips and owns one of the largest handbags of the Democrat Party – her husband].
[Sorry, I neglected to capture the links for those images. If anyone knows the sources I’ll post them here. Getty Images don’t count.]
Tacky Raccoons 