Nothing Much Happened Today.

Yep. It happened.

“Colorado Springs Police say a patient behaving badly caused chaos in the emergency room of a northeast side hospital Monday evening (8/17/15).

The incident happened at around 6 p.m at St. Francis Medical Center, near the intersection of N. Powers Blvd. and E. Woodmen Rd. Police say Johnny Solis, 32, was being treated in the emergency room when he began acting up. They say he ‘menaced’ several members of the medical staff as well as several security guards with a metal T-Bar. They say he also knocked out several first floor ceiling tiles and then climbed into the rafters above the ER.

Police say Solis damaged plumbing and electrical systems while he was in the rafters.”

Johnny Solis mugshot, 17 August 2017, Colorado Springs Police Dept.

[Top image found here, mugshot from news report. Connect the dots.]

The .Gif Friday Post No. 782 – Tornado Time, Lip Gloss & A Facemop

[Found here, here and here.]

The .Gif Friday Post No. 750 – Blow Dogs, Bumbling Jenga & Spiderdork

[Found here, here and here.]

The .Gif Friday Post No. 630 – Parrot Punk, Duckling Fling & Rex Race

[Found here, here and here.]

Wednesday The 13th: Half a Week of Bad Luck and Passive-Aggressive Warning Fail

Rural Threat

Looks like a good 50 yards from the road to the House of Waggin’ Fingers. From now on your preteen boys will be watching the clock to make sure they have their fuzzy little faces stuck to the windows when the joggers disrobe and then put on “DECENT CLOTHING” as they pass by your house.

Hillary Clinton

Please define “DECENT CLOTHING” and “OBSCENE ANATOMY.” Oh wait. First, define what the meaning of “IS” is [while she purses her lips and owns one of the largest handbags of the Democrat Party – her husband].

Topless Jogger

[Sorry, I neglected to capture the links for those images. If anyone knows the sources I’ll post them here. Getty Images don’t count.]

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