Image and caption found here. I don’t know whose chair that is and I don’t eat Cheetos, and if you’re at all squeamish about CheetoFilth, Stop Right Here.
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Tag: WTF
Live Archaeopteryx Found Near Bayou La Batre
It was really annoying and aggressive at first, but it tasted just like chicken. [Found here.]
The .Gif Friday Post No.483 – Merry-Go-Nap, Bitchslap & Tripping In L.A.
Home Security Products
I have a sign on the lawn that says “HOT LAVA.” Keeps the little kids on the sidewalk.
[Found here.]
Pinniped Love
[Found in here.]
Mother Goose’s Nursery Hot Links
Welcome Meepzorpers & Blorters. Beer’s in the fridge.
My favorite pinball game ever: Mata Hari.
“‘I prayed about it and stuff,’ woman says of stomping windshield.” Then she did it anyway [via].
Okay. This is pure awesome. If you take a 45rpm record of Dolly Parton’s Jolene and play it at 33rpm, it sounds just like Roy Orbison. TRUE. [Found here.]
Then someone took Bruce Springsteen’s “I’m on Fire” and turned it into a Dolly Parton song.
New website on the horizon has potential: WikiTribune.
Futuracha Pro is a font that morphs ligatures as you type. (I predict it’ll go viral until people start mocking it as the new Comic Sans.)
Slow TV is a hit in Norway: “The show titled “Salmon Swimming Upstream” ran 18 hours — and afterward, the head of the station said it felt ‘too short.'”
A desert dweller put the GoPro in The Bucket of water to see what might show up [via].
[Top image found here.]
The .GIF Friday Post No.482 – Sunset, City Lights & Subway Reversal
Someone’s not amused.
[Found here.]
G’head. Pull it. I dare you.
Dialing Up the Hot Links
Soulsville, USA. Ax your chilluns what it means to dial a number. Better yet, plug in a rotary phone and dare them to call one of their friends.
Do you (or your parents /grandparents) have boxes of slides and negatives that you don’t want to lose? This may be a relatively painless archiving solution.
I find this disturbing on multiple levels.
Cold glass sculpting + Fibbonacci = Amazing [via].
This looks like a fun excursion if you have the bucks. Oh wait. Nevermind.
From the I Am Woman Department: I really don’t know what to make of this – whether to pity or to laugh – but the jerk is being a jerk. NSFK / NSFW
[Top image found here.]
