Mr. Intestinal Polyp

Yikes! What a walking disease. Had I seen this when I was little I’d still be suffering nightmares, especially because I dream in color. (I’m still working on dreaming in stereo.)

Thank God TV was all rabbit-ears black and white back then. Click here for more info; click the image to see him in action.

[Image found here.]

With A Rhesus Yell…

The one who yells the loudest is usually the one that’s wrong, but in this case the one who’s yelling also has teeth and claws and a nasty disposition when pissed off.

Not sure what the problem is. Perhaps the guy is out of uniform – just not festive enough for the occasion. On the other hand we have our uniforms available here.

[Found here]

The .Gif Friday Post No.179 – Schwarzenegger’s Noodles, Cukes & Surf, Blogwars

[Found here, here and here.]

Crumb Sucking 101

She’s about to clean the toaster the easy way by pushing it off the table so that it self-dumps onto the linoleum floor.

[Found here.]

The .Gif Friday Post No.178 – Flipbook, Face Morphs & Flying Pig

[Found here, here and here.]

Mellow Yellow


 

What a fun guy to have around. I’m pretty sure his dad starred in “The Prisoner” TV series as “Rover.”

[Images found here. Click each to enlarge.]

Joplin Tornado Damage

[Found here.]

On bonobos and other stuff.

The neighborhood kids are never around when the car needs washing. It’s not like I didn’t pay them last time.

Each got a dollar, a beer, and a pack of smokes to split. What more do two 12-year-old boys want?  Their parents were pissed for some reason, so I promised that I’d never offer alcohol in payment again. I mean, come on. It’s not like I gave them copies of  National Geographic with pictures of naked female bonobos for them to fantasize about in the wee hours of the morning.

I get really tired of all the unwritten PC stuff these days; I never know who I might unintentionally offend.

[Image found here]

The .Gif Friday Post No.177 – Cuckoo Catbox, Laundramat & Flipper



[Found here, here and here.]

3 Dog Nose

Look like the Devildogs of the Apocalypse to me, or maybe demon owls. Y’all are on yer own with this one.

[Found here.]