dead – Tacky Raccoons

Fascinating, yet disturbing.

A sheep died in a bog. The top of the sheep’s back was not submerged and rotted away. The submerged parts remained perfectly preserved.

[Image and caption found here.]

819 Yonge (SE corner of Church)

Do people in Toronto still put flowers on Yonge St to the dead raccoon? I saw a bunch of flowers today, I can't believe it! #DeadRaccoonTO

— Taylor Veigga (@TVeigga) November 14, 2015

#DeadRaccoonTO o la historia del mapache muerto de Toronto https://t.co/ZqxYr6mdyg Cuento sobre el poder de #Twitter pic.twitter.com/vhLj6PTHCp

— José Asís (@Jose_Asis) November 17, 2015

https://twitter.com/Barbie_Sandwich/status/666855646625558528

[Found here, and the Twitter hashtag‘s still up.]

The .Gif Friday Post No.287 – Beat It, Beat It & Beat It

[Found here, here and here.]

Kim Jong il – Ex-Space Explorer

Kim Jong Il takes a test drive of an amusement park combat plane ride in Taesong amusement park, in Pyongyang, North Korea on October 2, 1977. (Korean Central News Agency/Korea News Service via AP Images)

[Found here.]

Don’t Look At Me…

…I don’t know what the hell it is either, but the Goggle Site Transpertion reveals this self-explanatory caption:

“Familiar brought from Guinea, photo, do not think that installation. She said scientists felt flew and flew away. They said: ‘We know this, have seen.’ Twice, dead, washed ashore from the Atlantic. In the photo, much of it decomposed… As they say has all the ‘whiskers, paws, tail… Scales not. And on the back of a comb and hair… View from the front. Lying on his back. With open mouth. visible front and rear ‘legs.'”

[Found here. Translation verbatim.]

What Fairies REALLY Look Like

Joachim Knill uses the world’s largest portable polaroid camera for his amazing photos, including this one of a genuine live fairy.

And if you want to see a genuine dead fairy, click here, and be sure to check out the comments… over 1,400 of them, and counting. Join the Great Debate!

A Caveat is in order: One Bunk Strutts and one Metro had a very heated discussion in the comments section beginning in November 2008. We both walked away, bloody and sore, but survived the ordeal. That’s worth the price of admission by itself.

[Image from here, found via Uncertain Times.]

.GIF Friday Post 51: Dead Dog Record + POLL!

[.Gif animation from here.]

Got some posting probs tonight… the .gif files aren’t sticking. But I spotted a new BUTTON on the WordPress Toolbar: POLLS! WOOHOO! LET’S CLICK ON IT!

Oh, yeah. I can hear her now, crooning:
“Why Don’t You Marry Me, Bu-unk?”

TGIF: The .GIF Friday Post 39 – Dead Cow Walking

18 JULY BONUS: The Girl Who Never Closes Her Mouth

[Both images from here.]

Let’s Get This Party Started!

Ok, for all of you who do not know me, I’m Finicky Penguin, administrator extraordinaire of Sgt. Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Soda, and I only have 3 things to say now…

First off, I have the keys and I’ll gladly pass them to the highest bidder.

Second, once I’m done here, this blog’ll most likely look like this:

Thanks.