Forget PETA. Pasta have feelings, too.
[Found here.]
Category: Cool
Czeers!
No, I didn’t bother to run the post through babelflush, or the google translaughter. I can only imagine what it says, and it probably has to do with ferrets, canned yams and batman underwear. Since most of you are just messing around at work (I know this; I read the traffic patterns) click the link and gimme a reasonable translation.
[Original image from the great and wonderful Halbot, and, yes, I know it has nothing to do about me… or does it?]
[Related video here.]
These Guys Were Awesome.
Don’t remember the Hansons? Click here. Want more? Click here for the classic warmup scene.
[F-bombs & gratuitous violence warning. I love it.]
“Slap Shot” was loosely based upon a true story about the sale of a losing hockey team. The movie featured brothers Steve and Jeff Carlson with David Hanson; all three were professional hockey players.
Hanson substituted for the third Carlson brother Jack, who had been drafted by the Edmonton Oilers and couldn’t make the filming. (Jack had a nice record on his own, piling up 1,111 penalty minutes in 508 professional games.)
[Photoshopped image source is dead. Summary of the movie “Slap Shot” here.]
Saturday Matinee – Powr
The Powr of One…
[via Woosk.]
Powr-ful Stuff – the Fabulous Thunderbirds.
Soul Powr – JB
Towr of Powr.
CB & FZ
Have a seat. Play a tune. Then wash your hands.
Girls – Please peel off the paper ass-gaskets and flush ’em. They don’t do anything anyway.
Guys – Be sure to put the seat back up after you’re done peeing on it.
Everybody – Always flush with your feet.
This one might be inconvenient if one was, um, in a hurry, but it certainly allows one to shower and survey the property at the same time.
This works the same as the one above, if you’re on a budget. Doesn’t have quite the same view though, so you’ll need a flashlight to read ObamaWorldNews.
Final Reminder: Drop ’em where it counts.
[Images from here, here, and here. Related post here. What the heck, we’ll add another category so that you can find all the Potty Humor with one click.]
A Bird in the Mouf
The .Gif Friday Post No.82 – FAIL, FAIL, YEA WIN!
Mugging
Saturday Matinee – Funny Dude, A Capella, Slugs, and PF Live
Lotta truisms there; video found in Archie’s Archives.
Don’t know who these folks are, but “Oh Gee” was a hit in 1955 by the Crows. Could be them.
The Persuasions were/are possibly the most underrated acapella group (featuring bass singer Jimmy Hayes, who Frank Zappa called “the human sub-woofer”).
(This group was featured here before, but unfortunately the videos were yanked by Utoob for seventy mental reasons.)
This is an old one from the Beeb, narrated by David Attenborough. It’s cool, bizarre and gross at the same time, but it’s nature. I posted it just because Thelit said her kids and their friends love this kinda stuff. Go for it.
After the Slugs (wasn’t that a Grateful Dead tune, or maybe a Peter Sellars movie?) this may help clean your eye sockets. Other than the dopey devilpigs, it’s all cool.
Tacky Raccoons 
