Halloween Green Screen

Green Screen WIN

[Found here.]

LRR for the WIN.

Little Red Riding Hood WIN

Very inexpensive costume.
Step 1:  Get a wolf/dog hybrid.
Step 2:  Train it.
Step 3:  Find some fabric and props and piss off the wolf/dog.
Step 4:  Hire a local woodsman.

[Found here.]

Ken Nordine’s Pumpkin

Ken Nordine's Pumpkin

Get it?

[Found here, and no, it’s not mine.]

Another Great Gift Idea: Everyday Is Monday Morning Planter

Monday Morning Planter

The forehead staples are kinda cool. [Found here.]

“No Bit-O-Honeys Next Time, K?”

Raccoon Halloween

Excellent costume. [Found here.]

Día de los Muertos

Skull Beer Lava Lamp Clock Stuff Shelves

[Found here.]

The .Gif Friday Post No.353 – Happy Halloween!

Tim Burton's CakeTim Burton's Cake 2

“Tim Burton received this handmade cake from his animation team and it’s basically the coolest shit ever.”

[Found here. More Samhain stuff here.]

Squirrels Carve Demonic Pumpkin = WIN [Updated]

Squirrel Pumpkin Carving

[Found here. Stitched ’em all together into one gif. All I can figger is that the perp painted some honey on the pumpkin for the cheat, but the WIN is awesome.]

UPDATE: Here’s the source vid:

Halloween Costumes on a Budget

[More awesome costumes here.]

Saturday Matinee – Halloween Pumpkin Carving, Frank Zappa & Oingo Boingo

Nice pumpkin carving tips. I use an orange Sharpie to mark the design, and carve with a serrated fish boning knife. Pre-designed push-pin patterns are for pussies, and using a Dremel is cheating big time. BTW, this is NOT how to do it.

That’s from Frank Zappa’s MTV Halloween Show 1981 at the Palladium NY. “Doreen” is classic, with doo-wop lyrics and chord patterns done in 4/4 time. “Goblin Girl” is typical FZ snark and innuendo.

The best Halloween Band (IMO) is Oingo Boingo, and they got their start as “The Mystic Knights of the Oingo Boingo on The Gong Show. Pure awesome.

Have a great weekend, folks. We’ll be back here tomorrow for more stupid.