
He hangs out in the Washington Square Park Central Fountain on hot summer days (according to this).

He hangs out in the Washington Square Park Central Fountain on hot summer days (according to this).

HandiMonster. Click it.
“Mind taking a photo of us?” [via]
Beerball: 2 runs and 1 out. Strike 1.
Steve Allen & Jack Kerouac (1959).
If you get this joke, you’re old.
If you get this joke, you’re even older.
Never piss off a quart of Mountain Dew.
LOL. It wasn’t even a parking lot. It was a dirt road.
Maybe she’s generating business for her body shop? Nah.
SRV broke E-string, swapped out guitar with no stopping.
Scamming the scammers: Guy logs into scammers’ systems, deletes their files. Profanity ensues.
Apollo 11 Astronaut Buzz Aldrin had just about enough of this dickwad.
Florida 1: Well, poop.
Florida 2: Generating business for her body shop? Nah.
Florida 3: “Florida Highway Patrol […] trooper and a deputy jumped into the river to get the suspect.”
[Top image circa 1978, Cancún. I married the Lady In Red.]

Assuming that the girl in the sunroof is 5′-4″ tall, it appears that the actual car width is close to 14 feet wide. Awesome.
[Found here.]

Looks like a 1987 Toyota Celica 2005 Honda Accord [?] retrofit courtesy of Honda. If he did it right, it’ll run forever, but it needs a plywood spoiler. And, nope, the double yellow doesn’t mean a damn thing.
[Found here.]

[Found here.]

[Story and image found here.]

[Found here.]