[All from Sheepfilms. This guy’s been doing odd stuff for years.]
Category: Odd
Pre-ChatRoulette FAIL
All I can say is, “That’s an awesome shadow, Catwoman. Is your name ‘Walter’ ?”
[Unedited image found here.]
Checking the Lotto
If I had all the money I ever spent on lottery tickets… oh wait, I do. You can get better odds in Las Vegas, and that city was built on odds. You want 2 to 1 odds? Go to the racetrack, and you won’t get it there either. [More below the break.]
Help Us, Meatloaf!
Oh yeah. This is the guy you want to raise money for your organization. Humongous Rock Star of the Universe.
Actually, Meat was entertaining, given that he jumped up onto a sweaty stage commanded by disco, glam rockers and over-produced arena rock of the late 1970s. Mr. Loaf has my admiration, and had an amazing career. He was a punk as much as anyone, and he had Ellen Foley, too.
Only Five. Not Four. Not Six.
1. Practice vapidity/mental vacuity while focusing on a red hair bow.
2. Wear red and ignore those who don’t.
3. Hide your hands from sight.
4. Visualize a dotted arc in space and pressure three children to admit that they see it also.
5. Learn telekinesis and hover a miniature plastic funnel over a red square with white dots.
[Image found here.]
The .Gif Friday Post No.117 – Flipping, Bad Hose & Instant Death
Mouse Burr From Horse’s Tail
Books About DNA
Male Anorexia Recovery Clinic
Think that’s disgusting? Wait until they all get up. Now imagine the sound of sweaty Naugahyde shifting, coupled with the scent of stale beer, talcum powder and flatulence.
What’s worse than that? YOU get to knock on their door at 2AM and tell them to quiet down.
[Found here.]
Real Canadian Original Swedish Fish
Oh, yeah. It’s Canadian. It’s Swedish. It’s Fish. Right.
What we’ve got here is 538.6 grams of sticky pogie bait gummiecrap being advertised and sold as Original Swedish Fish (as opposed to the ubiquitous knock-offs). You Canucks ought to be ashamed, regardless of the Olympics, so don’t try to pawn this one off on the Greeks. Where do you get off mocking the Swedes?
[Found in Bunk’s kitchen.]
Tacky Raccoons 