

Confused? This should help explain it:



[Update: Did this post turn you into a zombie, too? If so, lemme know in the comments section. I’ll forward your orders in a future post. You know who you are.]

Girls – Please peel off the paper ass-gaskets and flush ’em. They don’t do anything anyway.
Guys – Be sure to put the seat back up after you’re done peeing on it.
Everybody – Always flush with your feet.

This one might be inconvenient if one was, um, in a hurry, but it certainly allows one to shower and survey the property at the same time.

This works the same as the one above, if you’re on a budget. Doesn’t have quite the same view though, so you’ll need a flashlight to read ObamaWorldNews.

Final Reminder: Drop ’em where it counts.
[Images from here, here, and here. Related post here. What the heck, we’ll add another category so that you can find all the Potty Humor with one click.]




Heh. More photoshoppery please.
Email your best remake in . jpg format, and we’ll assemble them for a future post for you to vote on your favorites. Of course we’ll give you/your blog credit, endorsed with a link. (Don’t have Photoshop? It’s easily done with MS Paint; see below the break.)
Send your best shot to bunkstrutts at verizon.net by 30 JUNE 2009 with the title “PROTEST” in the subject bar. You know what to do. Keep it clean: PG-13 max.
[Original undoctored image found here. Pre-blanked out poster after the break.] Continue reading “Pay No Attention”
Lotta truisms there; video found in Archie’s Archives.
Don’t know who these folks are, but “Oh Gee” was a hit in 1955 by the Crows. Could be them.
The Persuasions were/are possibly the most underrated acapella group (featuring bass singer Jimmy Hayes, who Frank Zappa called “the human sub-woofer”).
(This group was featured here before, but unfortunately the videos were yanked by Utoob for seventy mental reasons.)
This is an old one from the Beeb, narrated by David Attenborough. It’s cool, bizarre and gross at the same time, but it’s nature. I posted it just because Thelit said her kids and their friends love this kinda stuff. Go for it.
After the Slugs (wasn’t that a Grateful Dead tune, or maybe a Peter Sellars movie?) this may help clean your eye sockets. Other than the dopey devilpigs, it’s all cool.