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The Ohio State University Marching Band (aka, The Best Damn Band In The Land) has a raccoon named Bon Qui Qui for a mascot. Thanks to all the Buckeye fans who inadvertently gave us a traffic spike of almost 5x normal yesterday. [Related posts here.]

Monumental Land Art in the U.S. Sorry, but I don’t consider a trench in the desert “Art,” but some of these are kinda cool.

There’s a Robert Redford movie coming out soon about Dan Rather, CBS and the Killian Documents Forgery Scandal. Here’s a breakdown of how the fraud began to unravel and who actually uncovered it.

A selfie from Mars.

She’s inane. She’s vapid. She’s @SocalityBarbie.

Heh.

Someone doesn’t know what a knife is for.

Buster Keaton rocks [via].

Attach a corn cob to a long fishing pole, swing it at a rubber chocolate donut and try to avoid hitting a bunch of protesters with placards on sticks in a field. That’s Hornussen, aka Swiss Golf.

How about a Little Turtle Face?

Old Lady Chic: Wearing the 60’s in their 70’s.

The .Gif Friday Post No. 406 – Obama Greets Pope, Escher Falls & Bird Release Fails Big Time

Obama Greets Pope Francis
Escher Falls
Nature
These .gifs made me smile, especially the third one, because it was so well-intentioned, yet so poorly thought out.
[Found here, here, and here.]

Cat Stage.

Cat Stage

“I’m so glad to be here tonight, and we’ve got a great lineup. Kitty Litter will join us, along with Cat Stevens, and our special guest, Topo Gigio. Oop, wait…”

[Found here.]

Park Everywhere.

Park Everywhere

Okay, so there’s these DORKS who like to ruin a person’s day for a minor parking infraction that they’re not in charge of enforcing so that they can take photos and post them on Instagram or something.

Yeah, we know where you live, and you’re next, babozo.

[Found here.]

Hat.

Hat

[Found here.]

Horse. Fly.

Horse Fly

Smell the tail. [Found here.]

Saturday Matinee – Puddles The Clown, Jim Stafford & Jimmer Podrasky

Pinball Folsom Wizard Prison Blues.
Excellent performance by Puddles The Clown.

Jim Stafford was rated, both under and over, for obvious reasons.

By the way, how ’bout a crappy but excellent video of The Rave-Ups featuring frontman Jimmer Podrasky?

The Rave-Ups were underrated IMO, but they got some traction for their work in a B-minus movie, Pretty In Pink, and In My Gremlin is my favorite Rave-Ups song, also for obvious reasons.

Have a great weekend, folks, and be back here tomorrow for Armageddon.

Discovered By Kangaroos In Canberra – The World’s Largest Calcified Dog Poop

SHEEP

[Story found by the missus. More here.]

Little Egypt

Little Egypt

Hay. Hay ewe.

[Found here.]

Christmas Decorations

Christmas Decorations

If you haven’t taken ’em down by now, might as well leave ’em up.

[Found here.]