Poopie Paper is ready for Doody Duty.

Good Attitude

[Found here.]

Two-Faced Four-Eyed Hot Links

NOT Photoshop
Bear. Stop it. Stop it, Bear. Why are you breaking my kayak? Bear doesn’t speak English. Someone needs to add an instrumental background soundtrack with a heavy walking bass line to this.

This is so wrong. Chuck Berry sings Death Metal.

Regis Philbin and Cathy Lee interview The Ramones [1988].

The Failure Players.

Charles Schulz disliked the name “Peanuts”.

Interesting graph.

Nice catch… using Barbie Gear.

Top image is not a photoshop. Check it out here [via].

The .Gif Friday Post No.407 – Dance Hard, Get Out Of The Street & The Buster Keaton Sanitation Company

Dance Hard 26
GET OUT OF THE STREET

Trash Mash

[Found here, here and here.]

Creating Traffic

Traffic Engineering 2

Trapped for 50 minutes and 8 miles before I escaped and went home. I hate you jerks who can’t drive on the 405. I really do.

[Image found here.]

How To Win At GRAVITRON

gravitron

You’ll get a pounding headache on this one, unless you do this:

Gravitron Win

[Images found here and here. And BTW, I always hated this ride. I’d rather puke once on a Tilt-A-Whirl and be done with it.]

Blood Moon: 27 September 2015

In case you missed it, it looked exactly like this:

Blood Moon

Hot Links For Humanity

Colorful Lady

The Ohio State University Marching Band (aka, The Best Damn Band In The Land) has a raccoon named Bon Qui Qui for a mascot. Thanks to all the Buckeye fans who inadvertently gave us a traffic spike of almost 5x normal yesterday. [Related posts here.]

Monumental Land Art in the U.S. Sorry, but I don’t consider a trench in the desert “Art,” but some of these are kinda cool.

There’s a Robert Redford movie coming out soon about Dan Rather, CBS and the Killian Documents Forgery Scandal. Here’s a breakdown of how the fraud began to unravel and who actually uncovered it.

A selfie from Mars.

She’s inane. She’s vapid. She’s @SocalityBarbie.

Heh.

Someone doesn’t know what a knife is for.

Buster Keaton rocks [via].

Attach a corn cob to a long fishing pole, swing it at a rubber chocolate donut and try to avoid hitting a bunch of protesters with placards on sticks in a field. That’s Hornussen, aka Swiss Golf.

How about a Little Turtle Face?

Old Lady Chic: Wearing the 60’s in their 70’s.

The .Gif Friday Post No. 406 – Obama Greets Pope, Escher Falls & Bird Release Fails Big Time

Obama Greets Pope Francis
Escher Falls
Nature
These .gifs made me smile, especially the third one, because it was so well-intentioned, yet so poorly thought out.
[Found here, here, and here.]

Cat Stage.

Cat Stage

“I’m so glad to be here tonight, and we’ve got a great lineup. Kitty Litter will join us, along with Cat Stevens, and our special guest, Topo Gigio. Oop, wait…”

[Found here.]

Park Everywhere.

Park Everywhere

Okay, so there’s these DORKS who like to ruin a person’s day for a minor parking infraction that they’re not in charge of enforcing so that they can take photos and post them on Instagram or something.

Yeah, we know where you live, and you’re next, babozo.

[Found here.]