“Say there, young fellow, let’s go divvies!” says the ad.
Sounds like a predatory skinny-dipping proposal to me, or maybe it’s a way to get Boy Freckles to wash up in the retention basin so the hot dogs don’t smell like a 14-year-old boy’s armpits. Maybe he’ll lose those lens-less dork frames at the same time.
Instead, I’d tell him, “Now hold ’em all real still, boy. Here comes the chili, and it’s kinda hot.”
Hótolvaj bandát kapcsolt le az orosz rendőrség. Jellemzően Moszkva és más nagyvárosok közterein (parkolókban, játszótereken, parkokban, stb.) űzték tevékenységüket, komoly károkat okozva ezzel a nagy orosz télnek.
According to Google Translate, the caption reads:
“Snow thieves switched off the Russian police. Typically, Moscow and other large cities in the public spaces (parks, playgrounds, parks, etc.). Driven activities, causing serious damage to this great Russian winters.”
[Found here.]
Second : Minute : Hour; Day/Month/Year
Smallest to largest time/date pattern sequence.
[Found here.]
There’s an inflatable mattress in the tub, too. Provide your own cooler.
[h/t Dan S. via email.]
Goo Goo Goo Joob.
Note that the background decor is pure awesome and negates everything bad in the world.
[Found here.]
In Dreams is an experimental film about childhood nightmares by Samuel Blain.
“I never forget a face.” Yeah, you’ve heard someone say it, but how would they know? I got a score of 91% and 82% on this test.
The Legend of Chuck Norris lives on. I’m amazed that I didn’t make it into the Top 50, or maybe I did…
Crashing Cell Phone Conversations At The Airport.
This Guy Travelled The Country In A Pink Tutu Just To Make His Wife Laugh During Chemo.
Very cool fractal art.
Yeah, it snowed in Cairo. BFD. Weather happens, and it’s not caused by humans. We don’t have that much power, never will, no matter what Mr. Catastrophe told you.
How long can YOU watch a kitten with nasal problems in front of a fire place? [via]
WorpDress just informed me that this our 2,609th blog post. Wish they’d warned me a few years ago. I’d have cleaned up the yard, re-caulked the tub and got rid of the meerkats (cutesy little standy-uppy weasel-lookin’ bastards).
Top image from Edwin A. Abbot’s 1884 classic novella “Flatland.”
Nice video: Los Angeles sans traffic.
Mrs. Straight Six has a nice collection of retromobiles.
How to get a wash cloth wet in zero gravity and what happens when you wring out.
Serious crappy commercials. Serious.
It’s true. ESPN = PPPP.
Classic PPPLol.
RIP Nelson Mandela, who was not always an old man, nor was he a saint.
Nelson Mandela was the head of UmKhonto we Sizwe, (MK), the terrorist wing of the ANC and South African Communist Party. At his trial, he had pleaded guilty to 156 acts of public violence including mobilising terrorist bombing campaigns, which planted bombs in public places, including the Johannesburg railway station. Many innocent people, including women and children, were killed by Nelson Mandela’s MK terrorists. [via]
But then there’s always Little Isidore to lighten the mood.
Tacky Raccoons 