The War Against Functional Illiteracy Starts Here.

Erase Functional Illiteracy

[Found here.]

The Incredible FungiMan Releases Spores While Eating Your Lunch

FungiMan

[Found here.]

The .Gif Friday Post No.316 – Touch The Nut, Donut Porn & Hot Velour

Touching The Nut

Donut Porn

My Old Flame

[Found here, here and here.]

15 Wieners

WeenieBoy

“Say there, young fellow, let’s go divvies!” says the ad.

Sounds like a predatory skinny-dipping proposal to me, or maybe it’s a way to get Boy Freckles to wash up in the retention basin so the hot dogs don’t smell like a 14-year-old boy’s armpits. Maybe he’ll lose those lens-less dork frames at the same time.

Instead, I’d tell him, “Now hold ’em all real still, boy. Here comes the chili, and it’s kinda hot.”

The .Gif Friday Post No. 315 – Lickin’ Lizards, The Ice Countess & Captain Americannot

Lizard Licks

Countess Minto

Captain American't

[Found here, here and here.]

Snowplowing Day In Russia

Parking on Snow Plow Day

Hótolvaj bandát kapcsolt le az orosz rendőrség. Jellemzően Moszkva és más nagyvárosok közterein (parkolókban, játszótereken, parkokban, stb.) űzték tevékenységüket, komoly károkat okozva ezzel a nagy orosz télnek.

According to Google Translate, the caption reads:
“Snow thieves switched off the Russian police. Typically, Moscow and other large cities in the public spaces (parks, playgrounds, parks, etc.). Driven activities, causing serious damage to this great Russian winters.”

[Found here.]

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14 Jan 14

Second : Minute : Hour; Day/Month/Year

Smallest to largest time/date pattern sequence.

What Quotas?

Revenuer's Quota Met

Next question: What’s with the brown snow?

[Found here.]

You Go First.

Lets Start A Cult

[Found here.]

Efficiency Apartment For Rent

Efficiency Apartment

There’s an inflatable mattress in the tub, too. Provide your own cooler.

[h/t Dan S. via email.]