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Mr. Balloonie Dances, Wiggles, and It’s Almost Human.

Yeah, that’ll keep the little bastard occupied for a few seconds.

[Found here.]

Green Giant Mexicorn

Dude’s not even playing a chord but he’s hammering the frets like a pro.

[Found here.]

Vornado Fan Accessory

I don’t think the missus would appreciate it, but it’s on my bucket list.

[Found in here.]

“Um, Hasbro. May I have a word with you?”

It appears that Hasbro has repackaged Milton Bradley‘s classic “The Game of Life” (which it owns) with a more accurate title. Good thing there’s a warning that the “poop” contains wheat.

[Advertisement vid here, image & copy found here, via here.]

 

1968 Pontiac Firebird With The 9-Foot Tall Escort Option.

[Found here.]

Don’t kiss her until you’re sure she doesn’t have a mouth full of bugs.

“Do not kiss her until you know that she uses Listerated Pepsin Gum, the only antiseptic gum in the world, the only chewing gum that makes it safe to kiss.”

[Found here. Related posts here and here.]

The .Gif Friday Post No. 512 – “Does This Ever Happen To You?”


All are clips from late-night TV ads for helpful gizmos. The lady in the gray pullover goes through a dozen eggs every morning, but Tape Measure Guy is my favorite.

[All .gifs found here via here.]

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Queen of the Teletubbies

[Found here.]

Big Chief Vitamin Water

[Found here.]

A Public Service Announcement.

[Found here.]