Tag: advertisement

Tempting A Cheese Of Piece Is How?

Cheese

There’s something inherently disturbing about that ad.

[Found here.]

Truth In Advertising: Wine Store Bombing

Wine Bombing 1

Wine Bombing 2

Wine Bombing 3

Wine Bombing 4

Wine Bombing 5

Wine Bombing 6

Wine Bombing 7

Wine Bombing 8

Some wag really hates his local wine shop.

[Found here.]

#BreckLivesMatter

[Images found here, here and elsewhere.]

Advertisement Postcard For A Convalescent Home

Let's All Sit Together

All against the wall.

Nothing funny about this.
Take care of your elders and NEVER abandon them. They took care of you, and now it’s your turn to return the favor.

Never forget what they did for you.

[Found here, via here.]

She’ll Restore Your Stren-gth.

Hyphen NAZI

Free shot of Jack?

[Found here.]

Disgruntled Employee?

Disgruntled Employee

Better get him re-gruntled pronto.

[Found here.]

They’re All Lies

[Images shamelessly pilfered from here, click for full size. More at the link.]

The ONLY Veggie Burger that tastes like a Real Hamburger

Veggie Burger

[Found here.]

Update: Apparently that image came from a British humor magazine (Viz) as if that makes any difference. Source here.

15 Wieners

WeenieBoy

“Say there, young fellow, let’s go divvies!” says the ad.

Sounds like a predatory skinny-dipping proposal to me, or maybe it’s a way to get Boy Freckles to wash up in the retention basin so the hot dogs don’t smell like a 14-year-old boy’s armpits. Maybe he’ll lose those lens-less dork frames at the same time.

Instead, I’d tell him, “Now hold ’em all real still, boy. Here comes the chili, and it’s kinda hot.”

Saturday Matinee – Free Range Grains, Animal TV, Chuck Mead, Hubert Sumlin & David Johansen

Free range farm [via].

Animal TV has a great soundtrack. [h/t Phil]

Chuck Mead‘ “Girl On The Billboard.” Thank God for country kickers who compose clever ballads that actually rhyme, and Chuck Mead is one of them.

Hubert Sumlin and David Johansen (New York Dolls) with a killer version of Howlin’ Wolf‘s “Smokestack Lightning.” From the Utoobage comments:

“I don’t know where it came from originally but this is on the extras of the DVD ‘Blues: The Road to Memphis.’

That should do it for another edition of The Saturday Matinee. Have a better than mediocre weekend and be back here tomorrow for mediocrity PLUS.