Tag: can

Nothing Much Happened Today.

According to Jim Strachan, there are 319 beans and eight sausages in a can of Heinz Beanz & Pork Sausages; however, Mr. Strachan is incorrect. There are 320 beans.

[Found here. Somewhat related video here.]

The .GIF Friday Post No.430 – Jerk in a Black Van, Hello Octopus and Rashida Jones’ Pulse

Jerk in the White Van

Hello Octopus

Rashida Jones Pulse

[Found in here, here, and the last was derived from here.]

Cephalopod Gas Passing

There’s a happy patient. One squeeze and she’s happy; two squeezes  and she’s dancing on the table; three squeezes and she’s prepared to serve in congress.

[Found here. Nice one, McGoo.]

Zombie Bachelor Food

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[Image found here.]

“Hi Hon. What’s for dinner?”

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I think I’d rather have that, than this:

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Imagine that! Fully cooked, and it looks just like the label…

[Top image found in my kitchen.  Bottom image from Neatorama – they beat me to it.  Related post here.  What the heck, we might as well add a new Category for Food.]

Before You Open Up a Can of This…

… you better have a good reason and know what you’re doing.

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If you stupidly decide to mess with a Veteran, understand that Veterans each have at least one can within arm’s reach at all times, and they all know how to use it. Comes with experience.

For everyone else, you can create your own can labels here. Give a can of Whoop-Ass to someone who’s earned it.