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Creative Signage

[Found here.]

Calm The Children

Teddy Dental

Strap the bear down. It’s X-Ray time.

[Found here.]

Slo-Mower

slow-lawn-mower

Chomp chomp *urp* chomp chomp *urp.*

[Found in here.]

Abby Roadtrip

beetles
Clever, but VW missed the obvious. The Bugs in the crosswalk should be blue, gray, black and white, and the gray one should be rolling on rims. [Found here.]

Lo-Heat Slo-Baked Pizza

pizza-moldy-awesome

Reminds me of college. Three of us shared an apartment, took turns cooking and doing dishes. One guy always balked, never wanted to do the chores.  We were pushing a rope.

Then came Spring Break. Scotty & I were done with midterms a couple days early so we left the kitchen duties for The Don, as it was his overdue turn to clean up.

After Spring Break, I was the first one back to the apartment, opened the door and noticed a significant change in our beer-soaked hovel. When I found the source of the aroma, the goop was so far gone it called me by name, flipped me off and dared me to move it. The Don had taken the stack of unwashed dishes, kitchenware, pots & pans, stuffed them into the oven, and left them to cook on their own for a few weeks.

Had the three of us not been bunking in the same room, I would have packed it all underneath The Don‘s mattress. Instead, I filled the bathroom tub with hot water and dish soap, unloaded the oven while holding my breath, and drowned the beast. Then I moved into my college girlfriend’s hovel to wait it out.

[Pro-tip: Never move into your college girlfriend’s hovel no matter how hot you think she is. Better to deal with the maggots in the wok.]

[Image found here.]

The .GIF Friday Post No.283 – Hodad Beach, Invisible Kiss & Landshark

Full Moon At The Shore

Invisible Kiss

ducklingsharkcatroomba

[Found here, here and here.]

Puke.

Puke

Nine adults thought this was a good idea. [Found here.]

Remember OccuFlage? Nope. Neither Do I.

OccuFlage

Nice haircut. Almost covers up the lobotomy scar.

[Found here. Related post here.]

The .Gif Friday Post No.279 – Kikmedog Dance, Teen Parking Fail & Cat Boot Bat

Stand Up Canine

Oopsie

Cat Boot Bat

[Found here, here and here.]

Water Power

Water-Power

Don’t step in the puddle…

[Found here.]