Nothing Much Happened Today.

Tired Horse

[Found here.]

Update:

The horse, named Rowdy, fell into a sticky situation Monday when he found himself stuck in a large tire on a farm in Belington. The tire apparently holds water for the livestock, and when some local residents found Rowdy stuck, they were afraid he was going to drown. […] One of Rowdy’s owners who was on the scene, believes that Rowdy got trapped after an altercation with some of the other horses.

[More about the incident found here, via here. Tip ‘o the Tarboosh to John M. for ferreting out the story.]

Oprah?

Oprah

[Found here. No, I don’t know what it portends either, but it scares the bejeebers outta me.]

The .Gif Friday Post No.295 – Disgruntled FAIL, 4WD Roll WIN & Steampunk Surveillance

Disgruntled

Jeep Roll WIN

Steampunk Surveillance

[Found here, here and here.]

Fixing A Crappy Sponge-Paint Finish

Crappy Taxidermy Paint Job

I’d be embarrassed to show that to anyone, It’s a very lame repetitive sponge-paint finish. and they didn’t even bother to mask the ceiling trim for the background coat.

So how to fix it?  You’ll never match the color exactly, let alone the pattern of the splotchbrush. Oh wait! I know! Let’s put something even crappier and more hideous in front of it as a distraction!

[Parental alert: Might disturb little ones. Image below the break.] Continue reading “Fixing A Crappy Sponge-Paint Finish”

The .Gif Friday Post No.294 – Adding A Quart Of Oil, Pay Attention To The Kiss Cam & Waxy Girl

Quart of Oil
KissCam Fail
Waxy Girl

[Top one via email, h/t Dan S. Others found here and here.]

Now Hiring

Creative Signage

[Found here.]

Calm The Children

Teddy Dental

Strap the bear down. It’s X-Ray time.

[Found here.]

Slo-Mower

slow-lawn-mower

Chomp chomp *urp* chomp chomp *urp.*

[Found in here.]

Abby Roadtrip

beetles
Clever, but VW missed the obvious. The Bugs in the crosswalk should be blue, gray, black and white, and the gray one should be rolling on rims. [Found here.]

Lo-Heat Slo-Baked Pizza

pizza-moldy-awesome

Reminds me of college. Three of us shared an apartment, took turns cooking and doing dishes. One guy always balked, never wanted to do the chores.  We were pushing a rope.

Then came Spring Break. Scotty & I were done with midterms a couple days early so we left the kitchen duties for The Don, as it was his overdue turn to clean up.

After Spring Break, I was the first one back to the apartment, opened the door and noticed a significant change in our beer-soaked hovel. When I found the source of the aroma, the goop was so far gone it called me by name, flipped me off and dared me to move it. The Don had taken the stack of unwashed dishes, kitchenware, pots & pans, stuffed them into the oven, and left them to cook on their own for a few weeks.

Had the three of us not been bunking in the same room, I would have packed it all underneath The Don‘s mattress. Instead, I filled the bathroom tub with hot water and dish soap, unloaded the oven while holding my breath, and drowned the beast. Then I moved into my college girlfriend’s hovel to wait it out.

[Pro-tip: Never move into your college girlfriend’s hovel no matter how hot you think she is. Better to deal with the maggots in the wok.]

[Image found here.]