I’d Like A Small Pizza & A Coke To Go.

Where was she when I was in college? So what if she’s a bit greasy? Her charms make up for it.

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HellPeeps

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Hot Pizza

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Naked Black Chicks

That’s not Photoshop.

They’re an Indonesian breed, they’re black inside and out (and no, they don’t lay black eggs). You can tell when they’re cooked because you don’t get food poisoning.

That’s a true story.
This is not.

[More info here, and yeah, the title is for click bait only.]

Protest Protest

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Furry Meatblob, done to perfection.

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HAPPY NEW YEAR ME BLOOGIES!

Amazing. Just one year ago this exact same thing happened.

However, if you exceeded your level of tolerance last night and you cringe at having to prepare something to eat for the Bowl Bowl Games, you’ve come to the right place.

Bunk’s Chili is 1 hour prep, 1 hour leaving it alone, one hour nap, and you’re good to go.

Happy New Year!

Dog Leg

Funny, but not a good idea unless you want to take your pet in for surgery to remove turkey bone shards from its intestines. [Don’t just take my word for it – click here.]

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Burgers, Chicken, Shakes and a Creepy Head on a Stick.

Mr. Hamburger, Huntsville, Texas

Opened in 1959, Mr. Hamburger is still in business. From their website:

“Situated across from the famous downtown Huntsville “Walls” prison unit, Mr. Hamburger has literally been the first taste of freedom for thousands of released inmates waiting for their bus ride out of town. This influence can be seen in the uniquely named burgers fitting the prison theme.”

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Roadtrip Sandwich

It’s all in the presentation. Now hand me the ketchup so I can show the kids what happens when you hit a platter at 80mph.

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