Tag: lol

Norwegian Woof

“Ja, kjære. Jeg kommer til å få en pakke sigaretter og et par øl. Jeg vil se deg neste uke. Hvis jeg ikke er tilbake på søndag, spise en røyskatt for kveldsmat.”

[Found here, via here.]

On A Hot Tin Roof

On ur roof, steeln ur toasts.

[Found here.]

LOLGOYLE

[Original image found in here, via here.]

10:11:10 11/10/11

Hour/min/sec/day/month/year.

I bet y’all thought I missed it, huh? Well, I missed the 10AM benchmark, but I’m still covered for 10:11:10PM Pacific Daylight Time. That way it doesn’t look like I’m cheating.

And for a bonus, binary 101110111011 = 3003.  Symmetrical time/date congruence rocks.

3 Dog Nose

Look like the Devildogs of the Apocalypse to me, or maybe demon owls. Y’all are on yer own with this one.

[Found here.]

After The Rapture

All I can think of is “that poor damned dog.” Of course, it could be that The Day of Rapture is different for canines, and one day there will be a leash laying on the ground beside a collar while its owner stands there dumbfounded.

[Tip o’ the Tarboosh to CR for the image.]

Caracoles

There once was a girl

With a little yellow curl

Right in the middle of her forehead.

And when she was good,

She was very, very good;

But when she was bad, she had snails all over her face.

[Original image found here. Doctored image courtesy of Eliana.]

HAAAAAAAAA!

Someone’s enthusiasm is stuck on 11. [Found here]

Bite Me.

[Found in here.]

Pure Awesome.

There’s entirely waaaaay too much awesome in that photo and it all starts with

the olive carpet that moves to the brown paisley drapes with the cream scrim then to the air rattler in the window and HEY it’s a stereo Magnavox TV awww there’s a baby picture WHOA RABID FOX awww another baby picture WTF IS THAT WHITE THING and an odd looking glasstop credenza with an oriental tobacco box and a brass genie lamp and LOOKOUT IT’S A SHARK ASHTRAY!

Maybe that’s not how your eyes strolled around this picture, but it’s still Pure Awesome. I miss my grandparents. They’d never put up with garbage like this, because their garbage had class. Just like yours.

[Image found here.]