Tag: Star Trek

The Day After Christmas on the Starship Enterprise

Star Trek - The Day After Christmas

The entire crew went shopping on planet Khanada.

[Found here.]

Still Doomed.

Star Trek Certain Death

We don’t post many captioned images here, but this one made us smile. Even if they changed their tunics, they were doomed by the scriptwriters. The redshirts in StarTrek were always disposable (except for Scotty) and never knew what was coming down.

[Found here via here, and modified it a tad.]

The Curse of The Red Shirt

Red Shirt Curse

“Sorry, lil’ buddy, but it’s true. You’re a goner within 10 minutes of the first commercial.”

The only one who escaped The Curse Of The Red Shirt was Scottie. He was strong. He was invincible. He was Lt. Commander Scott.
[Image found here.]

The .Gif Friday Post No. 261 – Wrong Socket Hell, Birdfeeder & SpockBrow

Dangit. Wrong Socket Again

Birdfeeder

SpockBrow

[Found here and here. Looped the first and messed with the third.]

The .Gif Friday Post No. 132 – Attack of the Memes

[Found here, here, and here.]

The .Gif Friday Post No. 122 – Kirk & Bones Concur, Orbit Cushion, Tiger Dance

[Found here,  here and here.]

.Gif Friday Post No.85- HARRIER CATS ARE GO, Capt. Kirk, Olive Oyl

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HARRIER CAT SQUADRON, AWAY!

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“I’LL FARRAKHAN!”

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BOOGGEDABOOGGEDABOOGGEDABOOGGEDA

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SuperUltraMan

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Oh Yeah! Finally a realistic Super Hero!  Lookee here, he’s got all the important perks:

Red White and Blue symbolism, bulk, strength, the wind behind his back, and and an AJMEFH (Awesome Japanese Monster Eater Fish Helmet) complete with a nuclear navel. SuperUltraman makes the average ultraman cringe and cry by default.

BUT… could he beat these guys?

[Image from here.]

The .gif Friday Post 67: Vulcans Then and Now

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[Very nice collection of tasteful .gif animations here.]

Kirk vs. T vs. Norris: Battle of the Titans (Part 3)

Chuck. You don’t even have to say his last name before he roundhouse kicks you for even thinking that he might be not be invincible. Chuck vs. Jim vs. Mr. is an awesome conundrum, mainly because all three are good guys who wouldn’t be pounding each other down for the count. They’d join forces and pound ME down for even suggesting such an absurdity. They would, but they won’t. They’re good guys, just like me.

IF there was a three-way match up between Captain Kirk, Mr. T, and Chuck Norris, CN has a definite edge.

Firstly, he’s got all THE FACTS on his side. THE FACTS are a formidable weapon by themselves, and basically negate any argument regarding the possibility of Norris being somewhat inferior to Kirk and T.

Secondly, he’s still got all THE FACTS. No argument.

Thirdly, all THE FACTS are true.

Looks to me like Chuck Norris wins the tournament, as he’s standing right behind me as I post thIN NO WAY COULD CAPTAIN KIRK OR MR. T BEAT ME EITHER INDIVIDUALLY OR IN A TWO-ON-ONE MATCH SIGNED CHUCK NORRIS. TYPE IT AND POST IT. NOW. GET AWAY FROM YOUR KEYBOARD. I’LL HIT SEND.

[Related posts here and here. Related archive here.]