“Forget it. He’s on a roll.”
The gloves totally rock and his gut has a teleprompter. Awesome.
[Found here.]
Tag: WIN
Almost Squeeky Clean Hot Links
Van’s Shoes made them for Squeeky The Clown and others. Here’s a Short history of Clown Shoes.
This would have scared the H-E-Double-Hockey-Sticks out of me at that age. I’m guessing Squeeky was a friend of the family.
Clown Shoes Beer. Barista Breakfast Brown Ale is now on my bucket list.
“Dude, your car is total clown shoes.”
Example of usage of the slang pejorative “Clown Shoes” via Urban Dictionary.
The Eight Commandments of Clowning.
Joseph “Joey” Grimaldi was possibly the most influential clown you never heard of.
Krinkles The Clown is just a tad bizarre [via].
Puddles Pity Party is awesome.
Then there’s Wavy Gravy. There’s a movie about him, too.
[Top image of McFootwear found here.]
The .Gif Friday Post No. 452 – Kickin’ the Metro, Steel Barrel ROTFLMAO & Can-Can
How To Draw Elbows: A Tutorial
This made me smile, so I lifted it (including comments) from somewhere in here: Approxknowledge. Nice work.
“how to draw arms ? ? holy f**k”
“holy f**k is right… but… does it work with legs???”
“yes!!”
“but how much extend”
Art Snark is Awesome.
The First Fart is Funny. The Second is Hilarious.
[Source]
“Hi! I’m Bob! I’m your UberDriver for this afternoon and I’m coming with you!”
[Found in here. Warning – every link I clicked to find the original source sent me somewhere I didn’t want to go. There are more Rear Heads here.]
Mr. Pants is watching.
[Found here.]
To The Missus
Love Forever, Bunk
The .Gif Friday Post No. 450 – Dance Hard
I modified the top one a tad, second one was cropped and culled for size (they’re all way too skinny in the meat department, but the one on the left rocks). Third is pure awesome. Anyone who’s been to Seattle knows that everyone there dances that way.
[Found here, here and here. More Dance Hard .gifs in our archives.]
Nature’s Custom Pinstripes
Yeah, this got posted a day ahead of schedule. Posting a stupid cat pic and a stupid bird pic on the same day disrupts blog karma big time. Lo siento un poco.
[Found here.]
Tacky Raccoons 