Entering Bacon Free Zone.

Bacon Free Zone Ahead

[Found here.]

Just say it… SAY IT!

Say Erm Now

[Found here.]

Gastrointestinal Hot Links

Haggis

Blogger Gains Internet Following by Smashing Her Face into Bread Products.

Breakfast in Bahrain.

Lunch in Your Kitchen.

Dinner in Alaska.

Late Night Snacks in Bataan.

Bunk’s Secret Chili Recipe.

Pizza Pie.

Oh, and if you were wondering, that’s a Haggis. Only Scots eat them, and it explains and justifies the honorable tradition of wearing kilts.

Truth In Advertising.

Truth In Advertising

Dude should’ve thrown a trollface for the win.

[Found here.]

Varmints

Our neighborhood has had gopher problems ever since the city quit treating the underground metropolis in the park 100 feet from our property, so we hired an extermination company at our own expense. They put bait in the tunnels, and they gas them.

When poison and gas doesn’t work, they taunt them mercilessly all the way back to the park. Now they take pictures of their taunting, and email the photos to prove it.

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True story, and I noticed that the photo was deleted from their customer link entitled “How Did We Do?”

Phi Do

Phi Phun

This either explains a lot, or it doesn’t.

[Found here. Related posts here and here. If it still doesn’t make sense to you, click here.]

Monetary Disfigurement

Coin Disfiguration

Zombie coins. Someone’s probably trying to make a pithy artistic political statement, but they’re still kinda cool.

[Found here.]

It’s The Law.

Its The Law

[Found here.]

Dude. I got this.

Dude, I got this

[Found here.]

Monday Morning Picture Frame

Monday Morning Picture Frame

His name is Traffic.

[Found here.]