[Update: Did this post turn you into a zombie, too? If so, lemme know in the comments section. I’ll forward your orders in a future post. You know who you are.]
Month: June 2009
“Hi Hon. What’s for dinner?”
Milton Friedman’s Brilliance
Folks–
Occasionally I’ve commented on a few of your websites, in response to conjecture and political opinion pieces on government economics, welfare, and socialism. I’m not going to name names; most of ya’ll are blogging friends, and you already know who you are. Most of you already know where I stand, as I don’t hide it very well…
I don’t pretend to hide it either.
To our other silent but loyal readers: It doesn’t matter what I say on someone else’s blog, whether agreeing or disagreeing, venting, castigating, or just having fun. It’s my opinion, and it’s very very true.
I stand by my worms.
Although I’ve posted Utoobage links to Milton Friedman before, I hadn’t seen this one until tonight. It’s not a stretch of the imagination that eventually the videos of Friedman’s astute simple logic may soon be banned as “hate speech.”
Note that he rarely referred to his notes, and didn’t need a teleprompter to convey his ideas. He didn’t need them because he described simple basic truths backed up with historical fact.
Drop your preconceived notions at the door, and listen to what Friedman said, especially as it pertains to our present circumstances. He spoke volumes of logic in this interview with Richard Heffner of Rutgers University on “Open Mind,” a program that aired in 1975:
Friedman was a prescient genius. Full transcript below the break.
CB & FZ
Have a seat. Play a tune. Then wash your hands.
Girls – Please peel off the paper ass-gaskets and flush ’em. They don’t do anything anyway.
Guys – Be sure to put the seat back up after you’re done peeing on it.
Everybody – Always flush with your feet.
This one might be inconvenient if one was, um, in a hurry, but it certainly allows one to shower and survey the property at the same time.
This works the same as the one above, if you’re on a budget. Doesn’t have quite the same view though, so you’ll need a flashlight to read ObamaWorldNews.
Final Reminder: Drop ’em where it counts.
[Images from here, here, and here. Related post here. What the heck, we’ll add another category so that you can find all the Potty Humor with one click.]
Tacky Raccoons 
