You can find out how he got it (and what he did with it) at the Daily Mail, or at Archie McPhee’s Endless Geyser of Awesome.
Next thing you know they’re gonna be whittling lifesize human decoys. [Found here.]
Month: May 2012
Dogleg Afternoon
Too many title possibilities for those beach bowsers.
Dog Pwnd
A Friend In Need
Leg Lift
Puppy Chow
Canine Cannibal
Bite me
Gotta be more than that, so have at it.
[Found here.]
20 May: Everybody Draw Mohammed Day & The 1st Amendment
That is an image cut and pasted from an Iranian website and it’s a depiction of the Prophet Mohammed.
Not too long ago, a cartoonist posted a sarcastic cartoon, and she became the target of death threats. Real threats, not imagined. She got seriously spooked and backed off, but others took up her cause. Why should anyone in the blogosphere need to cower to those who want to squelch the Freedom of Speech?
So in support of The First Amendment, here’s my contribution to Everybody Draw Mohammed Day.
UPDATE 3 October 2021: Swedish artist who survived two murder attempts after drawing a cartoon of the Muslim Prophet Mohammed has died in a horror car crash. Lars Vilks, 75, was killed Sunday when the police car he was traveling in veered onto the wrong side of the road and collided with a truck. [LINK]
Why Boobs?
On the previous post, we mentioned boobs, and here’s why. For years WordPress discouraged advertisements on its platform, and apparently a lot of peeps complained enough to get them to change their policy.
Several months ago we received an offer from WP, that due to the level of traffic and other factors, Tacky Raccoons might be eligible for embedded advertisments with the promise of becoming filthy rich.
Okay the filthy rich part was not in the agreement, but we decided it was worth a shot, even if it only funded a couple of beers a month. So now we have adverts. The first one that showed up was this:
Yep. The algorithm that generates ads decided to eliminate raccoons and sell poop-shaped pillows. Made me smile, and that brings us back to boobs.
The word “boobs” generates a lot of traffic, and if we can make a few clams by posting other phrases like “Lesbian Amputee Dwarf Porn” then so be it. It’s an experiment, and no, we’re not going to start posting pictures of humongous breasts, sex trapeze circus bimbos, or naked silicone sluts smothered in Chee-Tos. Carry on.
Update: When I previewed this post prior to posting, this ad showed up:
I think someone’s trying to tell me something.
Saturday Matinee – Hey Baby ’59
Before you click on that first video, I gotta tell you something. Bunkarina sent it to me from the living room last night. Although I recognized the song immediately, I couldn’t name it or identify the original artist, let alone date it correctly. Had I been betting, I would have lost my shorts.
Now THAT is how to ask a girl to Senior Prom. Had I only known.
Hey Baby. On the beach.
In the rec hall. From the comments: Ha! – check out :34 – :36, looks like she’s popping her head in the door and thinking about being your girl!
DJ Ötzi’s version is cool, too.
That’s Bruce Channel and Delbert McClinton in 2003. Channel wrote it in 1959, recorded it, and it became a No 1 Hit in 1962.
50 years later, it’s still a hit for a high school prom invitation, and that makes me smile. Have a great weekend folks. See you back here tomorrow, when I will explain why “boobs” is now in the tagline.
The .Gif Friday Post No. 229 – YoYo Squirrel, Weapons Testing & Mr. Stupid Pants
Scandinavian Chemistry Set
The Ol’ Fishy Holes
Found via google image search and yeah, I really was looking for canned fish assholes.
Sheep Circles
From the “What To Do With This” file. [Found here.]
Reminds me of a Super Bowl Party we hosted years ago. I took some flour, “painted” yardlines on the lawn in front of the house. People showed up and asked, “How the hell did you get all the birds to line up in rows?” True story.
Happy Mothers Day
[Found here.]
Tacky Raccoons 