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These are not seeing-eye or hearing-ear dogs.
They’re smelling-nose dogs.

[Found here.]

Snowplowing Day In Russia

Parking on Snow Plow Day

Hótolvaj bandát kapcsolt le az orosz rendőrség. Jellemzően Moszkva és más nagyvárosok közterein (parkolókban, játszótereken, parkokban, stb.) űzték tevékenységüket, komoly károkat okozva ezzel a nagy orosz télnek.

According to Google Translate, the caption reads:
“Snow thieves switched off the Russian police. Typically, Moscow and other large cities in the public spaces (parks, playgrounds, parks, etc.). Driven activities, causing serious damage to this great Russian winters.”

[Found here.]

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Second : Minute : Hour; Day/Month/Year

Smallest to largest time/date pattern sequence.

What Quotas?

Revenuer's Quota Met

Next question: What’s with the brown snow?

[Found here.]

You Go First.

Lets Start A Cult

[Found here.]

The .Gif Friday Post No. 314 – Tetherball, Color Queen & Inflatable Raft FAIL

tetherball
speed-queen-spectrum 2
Self Inflating Life Raft

[Found here and here. 2nd one is related to this one.]

Cthulu Lighthouse

Cthulu Lighthouse

Somewhere on Lake Michigan, there be rime.

[Found here.]

Amish Ice Cutters Rescue Stranded Ice Breakers Rescuing Global Warming Proponents Stranded in Antarctica

harvesting ice

[Strutts News Services – Cleveland] Getting from Pennsylvania to Antarctica takes a while, but steady diligence always works.

Mennonites from around the globe are moving to free rescue vessels trapped in pack ice that threatens to crush the hulls of ships sent to evacuate a bunch of vapid idiots whose intentions were to view and compile data on melting ice during the Antarctica summer. The vapid idiots were successfully evacuated by ice breaking helicopters, and they’re now home safe and sound.

Those who volunteered for the rescue missions, as of this posting, are not, and nobody cares about those brave bastards.

EXCEPT FOR THE AMISH.

[Image found here.]

But then there’s that yellow stuff in the bowl.

Norwegian Yellow Stuff

And the glass on the left is on its side and not spilling a drop.
Creepo city.

[Found in here.]

They Are The Eggmen, I Am The Narwhal

Narwhal

Goo Goo Goo Joob.
Note that the background decor is pure awesome and negates everything bad in the world.

[Found here.]