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I’m A Little Teapot. Blow me.
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Category: Cool
Mad Rectangular Prism Hornets
YouTomb is a MIT project that tracks deleted YouTube videos and lists the companies that deleted them. [Via Cool Aggregator.]
The Godfather. Script here.
“Are we there yet?” [Via Woosk.]
Manual of Traffic Signs: W16 Series.
Blatent advertisment:
Need a sexy voice for ads? Check out Mrs. Strutts’ ex-sister-in-law’s website.
Speaking of voices, Paul Harvey is an American treasure. I wasn’t aware that he was still broadcasting until Strider found these links.
Very cool collection of photos of ospreys fishing here.
Wanna play with a spider? Go on and click.
Crooked Brains has lots of cool zippers.
Proud of your handwriting? Turn it into a Font! [via RGF.]
Mira a Pegajoso Mapaches. Es un sitio web excelente.
Mad Rectangular Prism Hornets. Greatest phrase ever coined.
Molluscan Graffiti
Lake Face
What Fairies REALLY Look Like
Joachim Knill uses the world’s largest portable polaroid camera for his amazing photos, including this one of a genuine live fairy.
And if you want to see a genuine dead fairy, click here, and be sure to check out the comments… over 1,400 of them, and counting. Join the Great Debate!
A Caveat is in order: One Bunk Strutts and one Metro had a very heated discussion in the comments section beginning in November 2008. We both walked away, bloody and sore, but survived the ordeal. That’s worth the price of admission by itself.
[Image from here, found via Uncertain Times.]
Funky Bunky TTF
Bunk is amazed at this freebee font creator. The message above was typed into microsuck Word using “Funky Bunky” (Bold).
If anyone wants to add “Funky Bunky” to their TrueType font collection, leave a comment and I’ll forward the file; very easy to install. (Note that unless “Funky Bunky” is installed on other folks’ computers, they won’t see it in the same amazing style; it’ll show up as a default font, like <yawn> Arial, instead.)
[Font creator found via RGS.]
Saturday Matinee: Rays
The Ray Beats had a great album, “Guitar Beat.” Get it.
The Rays: Silhouettes, 1957. Another great Chess Records group.
Ray Price. His Cherokee Cowboys included the likes of Willie Nelson, Roger Miller, and Johnny Paycheck, so quit snickerin’ y’all.
Okay. This kinda stuff is obnoxious and completely unnecessary in Bunk’s opinion. Sort of like taking your favorite beer, wine, champagne, brandy, whiskey, bourbon, gin and tequila, dumping it all in a plastic trash can, and declaring the resulting cacaphony great.
But there ARE some greats on that stage, including Ray Charles, James Brown, B.B. King, Little Richard (who tells everyone to go home), Bo Diddley, Fats Domino (?), and Jerry Lee Lewis (whose microphone should have been left turned off).
Who else did I miss in that awesome lineup?
This Can Happen to YOU.
You’re driving along a secluded roadway with your older brother’s girlfriend and you find yourself surrounded by magical red bricks, hovering around your vintage 1948 Eelmobile.
A plaid alligator materializes in the rear seat and a coon hound jumps out of your hat. A phantom image of Franklin Delano Roosevelt swallowing a large jalapeno appears behind you, follows for a while, but vanishes before you have time to take notice. The speaker under the perforated dashboard blasts The Ramones to the rearview mirror above.
Meanwhile, the lights at 53rd Street and Third Avenue have stuck on green, causing mass confusion to pedestrians and vehicles.
At 57.4 mph, you, your brother’s babe and your bitchin’ ride are transported over the intersection, ten stories up, easily clearing the parapet of the L. Foosers Paperclips Building while the magic bricks swarm like mad rectangular prism hornets.
That’s when I usually wake up.
Fat Whale Linked Here.
“Hey. I gotta question. You probably know this.”
Q. “What is an Economic Stimulus Payment?”
A. It is money that the federal government will send to taxpayers.
Q. “Where will the government get this money?”
A. From taxpayers.
Q. “So the government is giving me back my own money?”
A. Only a smidgen.
Q. “What is the purpose of this payment?”
A. The plan is that you will use the money to purchase a high-definition TV set, thus stimulating the economy.
Q. “But isn’t that stimulating the economy of China?”
A. Shut up.
[Image from here. Stimulus Package analysis was from a column by Dave Barry.]
Tacky Raccoons 
